A/N: Welcome to Chaos by the Lake! It all started one day in the forest when Feathertail, Leafpool, and Nightcloud got into an argument about Crowfeather. And the anarchy only increases…
Disclaimer: Not mine! (yet)
Fight Over Crowfeather
Feathertail: -shoves Leafpool- Crowfeather liked me first!
Leafpool: So what? He likes me better!
Feathertail: No, he likes me better!
Leafpool: -claws Feathertail- No, he likes me better!
Feathertail: No, me!
Leafpool: No, me!
Nightcloud: No, ME!
Feathertail: Stay out of it, bitch.
Leafpool: Yeah, bitch!
Feathertail: Was I talking to you? I don't think so!
Leafpool: -rolls eyes- Oh, piss off. He never liked you anyway.
Feathertail: YES HE DID! DON'T LIE TO ME! LIARRR! –nervous breakdown-
Nightcloud: Drama queen. No wonder he thinks you're a psycho.
Feathertail: NOOO! –starts sobbing- WHY MUST I LOSE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE? WHYYY?
Leafpool: He's not the love of your life, he's the love of my life. I gave up a life with him for the good of my Clan!
Nightcloud: And that gives you the right to be his mate how?
Leafpool: Because I let him go! You know what they say: If you love something, let it go.
Feathertail: Your logic sucks.
Nightcloud: Like yours doesn't, you psycho?
Feathertail: Whatever, frigid bitch.
Nightcloud: Psycho.
Feathertail: Frigid.
Nightcloud: Psycho!
Feathertail: Frigid!
Leafpool: Oh shut up, both of you.
Nightcloud: Make me.
Feathertail: Yeah, make me.
Leafpool: FINE I WILL. –starts singing songs from Avenue Q-
Feathertail: IT BURNZZZZZZZZ
Nightcloud: Help. Lifeguard. Help.
Leafpool: I'm not wearing underwear today. No, I'm not wearing underwear today. Not that you prob'ly care much about my underwear, still nonetheless I gotta say-
Feathertail: My soul. It hurts.
Leafpool: THAT I'M NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR TODAYYYYYYYY!
Christmas Eve: GET A JOB.
Nightcloud: MY BRAIN IS BLEEDING. OW.
Crowfeather: -appears- Hi, Leafpool! How's the prey—Good Lord, woman, what are you singing?
REAL Leafpool: -appears- What the freak is going on here?
Crowfeather: That is an excellent question.
Feathertail: Uh…it was Nightcloud!
Nightcloud: I should've known…Leafpool can't sing that well…or at all…
Leafpool: My voice is like a lark's.
Nightcloud: -rolls eyes- Whatever. Can the fake Leafpool go away before I lose what little of my sanity is left?
Feathertail: Oops. Sorry. –fake Leafpool disappears-
Leafpool: -bats eyes- Oh, hi, Crowy! –in a sultry tone- You look really…fit.
Nightcloud: -trying but failing to be sultry also- Yeah, um, you look really, uh, kinda, sexy. Yeah.
Crowfeather: -looks freaked out and turned on at the same time-
Feathertail: -also failing to be seductive- Yeah, you sexy beast!
Leafpool: Feathertail and Nightcloud, you suck at that.
Nightcloud and Feathertail: Shut up!
Feathertail: Why don't you show us how it's done, then, bitch?
Leafpool: Fine, I will.-trots over to Crowfeather-
Nightcloud: Is this a good idea…
Leafpool: -in a sultry voice- Hey, want to go somewhere a little more…private?
Crowfeather: -eyes glaze over- S-sure.
Leafpool: -to Feathertail and Nightcloud- Yeah, that's what I thought.
Feathertail: Who knew that Leafpool had a secret power for seduction?
Nightcloud: ME!
Feathertail and Crowfeather: What?
Nightcloud: It was a party, I was drunk…things happen.
Crowfeather: -eyes glaze over again-
Feathertail: Crowfeather, do not let your mind go down that path. RESIST THE URGE!
Nightcloud: That sounds so freaking wrong…
Feathertail: Oh, shut up.
Nightcloud: Don't talk to me like that. After all that we shared. –looks crazed-
Feathertail: Okay, Nightcloud's gone crazy.
Nightcloud: WEEE! -spazzes-
Leafpool: That pose looks really uncomfortable.
Nightcloud: -bounces and giggles- I like Subway! Can we go to Subway? Mmmm…Subway.
Crowfeather: My life is just so strange.
Leafpool: Something tells me that the pandemonium is just starting…
A/N: Hope you liked it! Next chapter, some more characters will be thrown into the mix. If there is a certain character or situation you would like me to add, tell me in your (cough cough) REVIEW! That's right, click that nice green button.