This is just a parody thing I saw on a Harry Potter fic. So basically, characters come upon the site and discover fanfic about them. This is for comedic purposes, and I really don't mind anyone who likes a ship, it is just a character's reaction to the story. I'd like to point out, I don't use real stories.

It was another day off, which meant another day of doing nothing. Ted found himself sitting back on a couch, drinking beer. 'This is the life', he thought to himself as he looked down into the half empty bottle. He scanned the room, and saw his laptop sitting on his desk, maybe the internet had something to offer? Perhaps he should go watch that Sci-Fi movie, but first buy some tickets. He proceeded toward his laptop, went on to google an began to type in "Fandango". Ted noticed Fandango had already shown up as a suggested search after typing in 'Fan', and clicked on it. Huh? Fanfiction? Had he accidentally clicked on the wrong search? Most likely. Actually.. this site sounded interesting, just a peek. then back to movie tickets. Curiously, Ted clicked on the link. Wow, this was a weirdly laid out site. What the hell did this all mean, movies, TV, BOOKS? What is all of this? Ted randomly decided to click a category, TV. Top 200? What are all these shows. he recognized some shows like 'Glee', what were there so many stories on here about? Maybe this was some type of forum website where people discussed episodes? Ted's then jumped with excitement as he looked from 'Woodworthy Manor'. He went to the search bar, and clicked the 'W'. Unfortunately, he found none. Defeated, he decided to click on 'Just in'. Random stories popped up, what was this all about? He scrolled down, and froze. had he just seen his name somewhere? Impossible.

Ted scrolled back up a little, nope it was his name. Well, that probably meant nothing, it's a big world. there are probably countless Ted Mosby's out there. Right? He looked at the category he was under, 'How I Met Your Mother'. Weird title. he clicked on it to see if there were any more 'Ted Mosby stories. As the stories began to fill the page, Ted's jaw dropped to the ground. All his friends' names were there, Robin, Barney, Marshall ,and Lily. That wasn't the scary part, the stories had cover photos... of them. This was a creepy invasion of privacy, surely Ted could get Marshall in on this, try and sue this creepy site. Ted began to feel a little scared now. Perhaps he should read one of these stories first to see what they'd be like, maybe they weren't bad?

After scrolling through an endless amount of titles, Ted looking picked a romantic one (being the hopeless romantic he is). This one had no cover photo. Seems safe enough. He read the title: 'Be Mine, Forever'. Ted couldn't help but smile at the title, it sounded cute. Summary, there was a summary? Ted began to read it.

By: NPHLOVER4LYFE

Who was that, Ted wondered.

Summary: This is just a cute little one-shot I thought of-

'One shot?' Ted thought. What the hell is that? He proceeded to read.

anyways. it's just a little fluff-

What? Is this author implying the story has a texture/feel to it? What does 'fluff' mean? This seems like a creepy website, using strange words and all.

I might turn this into a drabble series, since this story is a drabble-

Okay, he'd officially had it with the words on this site. Ted knew a lot of intelligent vocabulary, but he'd never head these words in his life. He continued reading.

Enjoy!

Ted laid on the bed, watching the love of his life sleep.

Love of his life? Not too sound like a whiny-ass, but he had none.

Ted giggled at how cute he looked.

Had Ted just read that right? HE? The last time Ted checked, he was very straight. Probably a typo.

Ted leaned in and kissed him on the forehead, hoping to wake him.

Him... maybe it wasn't a typo. Ted shook a little, feeling uncomfortable, hoping this story wasn't about him.

They'd had a wild night last night (dat means they had sex).

How old was this author, five?

He giggled and began to emerge from sleep. His blue eyes bet his brown eyes.

"Morning, "Barney-boo," Ted whispered softly. "Sleep well?"

After reading that line, Ted spewed out his beer, spraying the monitor a bit. Him and.. BARNEY?! Maybe this was about him.. and his life. Ted looked about ready to throw up. He took a few deep breaths and continued.

Barney giggled. "You know I did." he winked.

No. No. No. No. NO! The odds of Barney Stinson sleeping with him were like the same odds of him finding the one. 1/100000000000000000000... (some number with a lot of zeroes). Ted literally had to go to the bathroom to throw up. It's not like he had a problem with gay dudes or anything, just the very thought of him and Barney made him go 'Ew.'

"I can't wait too get married Barney Bear." he sighed, rubbing his bare chest.

Ted put his hand on top of his mouth, keeping the vomit in.

"I love you."
"I love you too."
Then they made love again.

It's over. Why did Ted bother reading through that? He scrolled down, hoping there was no more. No more, but the author did leave an ending note.

AN: Aw, I hope you guys enjoyed that! 'Barned' is my OTP. I really do hope they end up together. There's an undeniable amount of chemistry between Josh and Neil, both on and off screen-

Neil... Josh? Who?

Anyways, I hope you loved that story!

Ted shook his head. He most definitely did not like that story. He finished reading the last sentence.

Please leave reviews, and suggestions if you want more Barned from me!

NO! NO MORE! Also, what the hell was Barned? A morphing of their two names? Curiously, Ted looked at reviews to see what people thought of this crap.

Guest: AWWW THAT WAS SO ADORIBLE. I LUV THOSE TOO!

No, it was not adorable, and the proper use of the word is 'two'.

CullenLoverxoxoxox: I love those two together, maybe you could right some Femlash? ;)

Actually, The proper spelling of the word is 'write'. Also, what the hell was femlash?

69LilyAldrinShouldDie69-

The name caught Ted slightly off guard, and freaked out a little.

:I'd like to see a story where you brutally murder Lily. Hate that bich.

Who was this psycho? Lily is a good and nice friend! Also, the correct spelling is- aw, screw it. People seemed so dumb on this site, why even try?

SwarklingAllDayLong: I luved that sooooo much. You should do Swarkles fluff!

What in the hell was Swarkles? This site was weird... and creepy. He needed to get Marshall in on this. Ted reached for his phone on the table and called him.

"Hey Marshall..."

"Ted, you sound scared, what's wrong...?"

"Just come over."

"Okay?" Marshall said slightly confused. "Why?"

"Just come over." Ted pressed.

"I'll be right there."

Ted looked horrified at the screen, what would everyone make of this?

So what did people think of this idea? yay or nay? As I mentioned, I saw something like this on a Harry Potter fic, and I attempted one. I thought this one was pretty funny, and I'm pretty proud of it. I used Tedxbarney, cause there's quite a few fics about them. I'm not including any sort of dark topics that some stories have. Oh, just to be clear, this is obviously set before Ted met Tracy. I find it funnier that way in the sense Ted is single.