Character Conversations: Buck
Tigey Wigey: Hello, Buck. What's up?
Buck: Nothin' much, really. Just ah... got back together with my pineapple, though!
Tigey Wigey: Your in a relationship... with a pineapple...?
Buck: Right!
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Tigey Wigey: ...Explain...
Buck: Well, you see, five months ago, I met this pineapple. Her name was Pineapple. And we got to know each other more and more, but while I was sleeping one night, Pineapple got married with me! So I woke up married to a pineapple. But I got in a big argument with her for marrying me in my sleep, and we divorced. But now we're togetha'!
Tigey Wigey: Weirdest love story ever. Okay, so uh... how's it been going with you and Rudy?
Buck: Ah, not very good... Rudy's a male, so it wouldn't work out, and also he's not my type, and-
Tigey Wigey: No! That's not what I meant! What have you been doing with Rudy recently?
Buck: Oh! Well, uh... riding him around, pretty much... nothin' out-a'-the-ordinary.
Tigey Wigey: Okay... So uh, my records show that you used to live in the Ice Age.
Buck: Yep!
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Tigey Wigey: ... Explain...
Buck: Oh right! Ha... long story... So one day I stumble upon this hole, I go down in it, find the dino place, like it better down there so that's where I live... actually, it's not that long of a story.
Tigey Wigey: Uh, yeah... So do you have any family members?
Buck: Yep!
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Tigey Wigey:... EXPLAIN...
Buck: Oh yeah! Well, my family's all living in the Ice Age place... but my parents are hunting down Bigfoot, my brother is trying to evolve into a water creature, and my sisters are both trying to touch the clouds. Ha... they can't jump very high, though...
Tigey Wigey: I can see where you get your crazy.
Buck: Yep! The internet's the best place to buy a lot of things... That's where I got my radio, my TV, my guacamole dip, and my port-a-potty!
Tigey Wigey: How...? Those things weren't even invented yet!
Buck: Well, who do you think invented them?
Tigey Wigey: You invented them?
Buck: No, I just asked if you knew. I did, however, invent... THE KNIFE!
Tigey Wigey: Cool.
Buck: Yeah, I know! Now we can stab pumpkins! And tomatoes! Or cheese! Oh, oh, I know! ...BROCCOLI...
Tigey Wigey: Huh?
Buck: Broccoli must DIE!
Tigey Wigey: Why? They're just poor, hobo vegetables trying to act like trees...
Buck: They're disgusting! Horrid! Haven't you ever thought about how broccoli could eat you?
Tigey Wigey: No. That has not crossed my mind.
Buck: Oh. Okay. Well, I gotta go... I think Rudy's attacking that triceratops again. PEACE OUT, HOMIES!
Tigey Wigey: Why'd you say that?
Buck: I dunno.
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You said that already.
I know I did.
Then why'd you say it?
I don't know!
Well I don't either!
Shut up!
Shut up!
I think Buck gave me some of his crazy.
I think so too... you're arguing with yourself.
Shut up!
Shut up!
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