AN/ SO I WATCHIN DEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FMAZ CHAN WEHNI FOUND MA NEW SHOWWW ITS DA HIPS HAPS YA DRIFT?!
Alex emerged from the deli with a rifle. Someone had stolen her latest lookzy!!! After allll she was the one who made belly tanktops with dental floss fringes and demin parachute pants over sequin leggins and a large black canvas emo satchel and neon fake ray bans.
"Where ya goin kiddo?" asked her pappy
"Oue esta Alexa vegosa?" asked her latina mama cita while eatin a taco
"Shooting up some innocent street people" whined her snooty ugly loser not-so-smart brother Jay-Dog "HOW COME I NEVER GET TO DOOO DAT SHIZ LIKE ALEXI-T-REXI DOES!?"
"Cause you're half latino kiddo" said his dad
"So is alex!"
"No she isn't! I cheated on your mom with Wynona ryder"
"Oh well it explain Alex's awful music choices, bad clothing, and gaped teeth"
"SHUT THE HELL UP YOU UGLY LOSER THAT'S MY BABY WABIE GURL YOU TALKIN SMACK ABOUT!" sighed Pappy Ruso.
"Quedos picando piñatas" said mama cita
Meanwhile, Alex was shootin up "Wavery Place" aka da ghetto behind taco bell. Oh wait, she membered she had magical powerzzzzz. LUCCKY!!! She transformed herself in a transformer and periled upon the city
But alas tings neva go as planned and den her joints rusted and she later became the tin man in the Wiz of OZ. "Oilcan!!!!"
DE END!