Percy eats pie with a cow
I had just finished fighting the titans and wanted something to eat. So I went to Apollo's place and said "Give me pie or give me death!"
So he brought me one of his cows and said "enjoy"
I started thinking to myself this idiot is crazy he then shot me in the behind.
The next day……..
On my way home with the new cow of mine I told him to make me some pie. He then sat on me and made some cow crap pie.
Was disgusted and told the cow to run home to apollo he then spat in my face and walked down the sidewalk spreading his pie and making happy people sick.
Soon my door was barred shut and there was a angry mob outside. thinking fast i found apollo's cow and jumped on him, he then flew away in the distance feeding me some of his pie.
THE end
Author's note:
I do not own Percy Jackson I do however I do own cow crap pie
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