Pairings: Kurt/Sam?, Kurt/Puck?
Warnings: Smut in the future, most probably. Some language not meant for children to hear.
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Kurt watched Sam talking to Quinn at the corner of the room. He still felt a pang of hurt whenever he looked at him, especially when he was talking to Quinn, which unfortunately was pretty often. Once again, he had developed feelings for another straight guy. Though thankfully he had not let himself go overboard like he had when he had a major crush on Finn. That was definitely a horrible memory. Simply horrible.

He had really wanted to sing the duet with Sam. However, he thought it was best not to after his talk with his dad. He didn't want Sam to feel uncomfortable and thought it would be unfair for Sam to get bullied because of him. Kurt sighed and started talking to Mercedes about the new scarf he wanted to buy. Fashion always cheered him up.

Kurt and Mercedes were just starting to argue about which chapstick made the lips the most plump and moisturized when Mr Shue came in.

"Alright guys. Our newest assignment this week will be another competition. Boys versus girls!" Mr Shue said with a smile on his face. Kurt groaned. He didn't really have anything against the guys, but he definitely prefers to hang with the girls.

"And I would like you guys to do a rock and roll song!" Kurt grinned as he pictured the perfect outfit for their performance, which included a pair of really tight pants. Heck all his outfits involved tight pants or jeans. He knew very well how they delightfully accentuated his ass. That's right bitches, be envious of his perky little ass.

"Alright you guys have 2 weeks to prepare for this assignment. Get to your groups and start discussing!" The girls got together and excitedly started to decide what song to sing. Kurt just kind of awkwardly went over to the guys.

He couldn't help but glance over at Sam and saw that Sam was looking at him with a look he couldn't quite comprehend. Sam gave him a little smile. Kurt smiled back, literally struggling not to grin too broadly. He mentally slapped himself. Stop it Kurt. He's straight! He's with Quinn!

"So, what song should we do?" Finn asked with his usual dopey smile.

"Well I was thinking we could do 'Light My Fire' by The Doors?" Sam suggested.

After discussing for a while, they settled for that song. And it was agreed that they would practice at Finn and Kurt's house since they had the biggest house.

The next day after school, the glee guys all went over to furt's house to rehearse their number.

"Where should we practice?" Mike asked.

"How about Kurt's room? It's pretty spacious there." Finn said.

"The fairy's room? Is it filled with rainbows and barbies?" Puck snickered.

Kurt glared at him. "Yes Puck. There are even unicorns in my room that will use their horns to butcher that pathetic and almost non-existent thing in your pants if you mess up my flawless room." Kurt gave him the perfect bitchface that even Santana cannot compete with.

Puck smirked. "Puckzilla is huge and indestructible, baby." Kurt rolled his eyes.

Much to Kurt's dismay, they ended up in Kurt's room trying to come up with the choreography. "Ow! Finn! Move to your left! Not the right!" Kurt scowled. That was at least the 7th time Finn had stepped on his foot. To say that Finn had bad dancing skills was the understatement of the year.

"Sorry! I'm having trouble remembering the steps!" Finn said apologetically. Kurt sighed. "It's fine. I'll go through the steps with you again"

The rest of the guys were practicing by themselves when Puck saw it.

Kurt was bending over with his butt in the air (picking up something or showing Finn a dance move or whatever. Who the heck cares? It's essential for the plot progression).

But that wasn't it.

It was the engrossed gaze that was intent on Kurt's ass.

The gaze that came from one Sam Evans.

He knew it! Sam was gay! He wasn't completely sure at first. But this definitely confirms it. No straight guy will stare at another guy's ass like that. Puck smirked. This is going to be interesting. Puck was going to make sure of it.