AN: Hey, before you read this, let me warn you that this is a lemon, and that it is purposefully bad. I was having a bad day, so I wrote a bad fanfic...and I think that it speaks for itself.
As Lord Skeletor gracefully ambled into the room. He bellowed deeply, screaming "My castle is so lonely, if only I distinctly had company..." He then walked into his sullen chamber in which Beastman was located, standing guard. Skeletor ponfed onto the bed as well as cried softly into his pillow. ""Skele, what is the matter?" said he, in a same hurried passionate whisper "Its just that time of the month, which I wish I had everything He-Man had..." "Well, what does that swaggering scoundrel have that you don't?" "Well, he distinctly has wealth, power, and teh love of the entire land at his disposal." Beastman replied, "You are rich in character, you are a very strapping skeleton for your age, and you have at least one admirer." Skeletor rolled his skeleton eyes, "Oh yeah! Well, who would that be! I have yet to see anyon..." He trailed off as Beastman approached him and lustfully looked into Skeletor's eyes. Beastman quickly embraced Skeletor in a passionate kiss and started exploring the inner depths of Skeletor's skull. Since Skeletor had no tongue, it was mainly just Beastman exploring the crevices. They parted and Skeletor passionately blushed. "Well, I never thought you would see me like that." Beastman looked in a downward motion. "Looks like your thoughts weren't the only thing that I stirred in you" as he stared longingly into Skeletor's massive bulge. "Well, are you going to show me your big bone?" He moaned lustfully into the place in which Skeletor's ear should have been. Beastman helped Skeletor undress himself and looked at the bone that was at his full attention. "Well, this doesn't look right. I will have to put this bone back into place, stat!" Beastman coated the bone in his own secretions and put it inside of his warm mouth, taking it all in one thrust. He slowly, and lustfully looked up into Skeletor's eyes as he thrusted more and more quickly. Skeletor had a face of pure pleasure with every thrust that Beastman did and moaned for more. Beastman, when he felt with his full measure of lust, took the bone out of his mouth and said, "Oh no! It doesn't look like its getting better at all! We need to take it into extensive care now!" And with his last exclamation, Beastman thrusted the lubricated bone into his love tunnel as he took an aggressive stance on top of Skeletor. Minutes passed with their passionate love before Skeletor exclaimed, "I can't hold it any more, it's coming!" And with that, he released all of his bone marrow into Beastman's love tunnel, filling it to the brim. They both laid on the bed, satisfied with the procedure being a success. "I didn't know you could operate like that" Skeletor complemented. "Well, I didn't know it would be so hard" Beastman countered. And with that, Prince Adam, with his skin tight pink tights, kicked down the door and exclaimed, "By the power of GreySkull, I have a boner!"
AN: I am so sorry you actually read this...