I don't own. (Obviously AU.) And a total crack!fic.

Pairings: Finchel, Klaine, and Jeriam. (Jeramiah/Sam)

Chapter One: Back To McKinley

Blaine Anderson tugged on his shirt as he walked through the doors of McKinley. This was his second home, and he could always count on his best friends Finn and Rachel. He heard that Finn's brother was a freshman ths year. When he left his aunt and uncle's home yesterday, it felt good. Because, now he was at the one place he wanted to be.

McKinley. Everyone was so friendly, (except for Jesse), and he didn't have any jocks that wanted revenge to attack him a lot. Nope. A normal school year.

He began to sing.

"Underneath these stairs
I hear the sneers and feel glares of my cousin, my uncle and my aunt.
Can't believe how cruel they are and it stings my cool guitar to know that they'll never ever give me what I want."

Onlookers nodded sympathetically.

"I know I don't deserve these stupid rules made by the Dursleys here on Privet drive.
Can't take all of these idiots,
but despite all of my struggles,
I'm still alive."

Puck nodded his head to beat, and Blaine gave him a high-five. Everyone knew he was the coolest guy in school, all because in kindergarten he stood up to Karofksy, who moved the very next day. He was a school hero.

"Im sick of summer and this waiting around.
Man, it's September, and I'm skipping this town
Hey it's no mystery, theres nothing here for me now
I gotta get back to McKinley,
I gotta get back to school.
Gotta get myself to McKinley,
where everybody knows I'm cool."

Santana grinned and fist bumped him.

"Back to nice girls and bitches, and to a magical glee,
to jocks and to goths and to a magical me.
Its all that I love, and it's all that I need.
McKinley, McKinley, I think I'm going back-"

Mike Chang backflipped off of a locker.

"I'll see my friends, gonna laugh 'til we explode
Take my Ferrari, gonna take to the road
No way this year anyone's gonna get beat up, and it's gonna be totally awesome!
I'll make some plays, with a flick of my wrist
Defeat the other team, we won't be missed!
And do it all with my best friend Finn, 'cuz together we're totally awesome!"

Finn came out of the locker room and grinned. "Together we're totally awesome!"

"Hey, man, what's going on?"

"Oh, I was just checking on my football gear. But c'mon suit up and we'll go play."

Finn also began to sing.

"It's been so long, but we're going back
Don't go for work, don't go there for class!"

Blaine cut in.

"As long as were together-"

"- gonna kick some ass!"

They joined together and sang some two part harmony.

"... and its gonna be totally awesome!
This year we'll take everybody by surprise,
stay up all night, act like tough guys!"

Rachel Berry, offended that they hadn't asked her to join the impromptu performance, butted into the song.

"But let's not forget that we need to perform well in glee
If we want to pass Sectionals!"

Finn groaned and muttered, "God, Rach, what a buzzkill."

Rachel sighed and continued her song.

"I may be frumpy, but I'm super smart
Check out my grades, they're "A's" for a start
What I lack in looks well I make up in heart,
And well guys, yeah, that's totally awesome
This year I plan to study a lot..."

Finn raised his hand.

"That would be cool if you were actually hot."

Blaine frowned.

"Hey Finn, come on, we're the only friends that she's got!"

Finn grinned. "And that's cool..."

Rachel finished for him.

"... and that's totally awesome!"

This time they burst out into three part harmony.

"Yeah it's so cool, and it's totally awesome!
We're sick of summer and this waiting around
It's like we're sitting in the lost and found
Don't take no foolery
For anyone to see how...
We gotta get back to McKinley
We gotta get back to school
We gotta get back to McKinley
Where everything is super-cooooool!"

Everyone in the hallway was singing now.

"Back to nice girls and bitches, and magical glee
To jocks and goths and to magical me!
It's all that I love, and it's all that I need at McKinley, McKinley!

Blaine sung,

"- I think we're going back... " but he was interrupted by a slender, pale boy with the same color hair as Finn walk up and tug on Finn's backpack.

"Finn, you were supposed to show me where the glee room is!"

Blaine smiled and asked, "Who is this?"

Kurt smiled a thousand-watt smile and replied, "I'm-"

Finn interrupted. "This is my dumb, little step-brother Kurt. He's a freshman this year. Say hi to Blaine."

"Oh, hey Kurt, I'm Blaine."

"I know! I'm Kurt Hummel."

"Oh, Kurt's fine."

Rachel grimaced as three guys sauntered down the hallway.

Kurt narrowed his eyes. "Who are they?"

Rachel spoke up. "Oh, that's only Jeramiah Yates, the guy Blaine's been totally in love with since freshman year. But he won't say anything to him."

Kurt walked up to an African American guy and said kindly, "Hello, Jeramiah, I am Kurt Hummel."

The guy widened his eyes and responded, "Fool, I ain't Jeramiah."

Finn ran up to Kurt and said, "That's not Jeramiah, that's David Ritcher! Stupid brother!" He then hit Kurt upside the head.

An ugly guy with ugly hair stepped out from behind David and another guy and said, "It's okay, I'm Jeramiah, ya'all."

Blaine sighed and ran a hand through his unruly hair. "Man, he's hot."

"Yeah, too bad he goes out with Sam Evans." Finn spoke up.

"Who the hell is Sam Evans?"

Sam knocked them all over and sang loudly, "Jeramiah, I am so in love with you, from Bangkok to Kalamazoo, I am so in love with you!"

They ran off somewhere.

"Man, I hate that guy." Blaine muttered.

Suddenly, two large football jocks walked up to them and shoved Blaine. "We hate nerds!"

"And girls!"

Rachel sighed and said, "You guys are such babyish, childish jerks."

"Did someone say Jesse St. James?"

Jesse entered the hallway and said, "Oh, hello, Anderson. Maybe this year you'll hang with a higher caliber of performer."

Blaine glared and put his arms around Finn and Rachel. "No way, man, Finn and Rachel are my bestest friends in the whole wide world."

Jesse glared and glanced at Kurt. "Oh, don't tell me. Coiffed hair, designer clothes, and a perfect complexion. You must be a gay kid!"

Finn narrowed his eyes at him. "Hey, lay off, St. James. He may be a pain in the ass, but he's my pain in the ass."

"Fine. Have it your way."

Suddenly, Will Schuester motioned for them to go inside of the glee room. All of the glee kids filed in, and when they were seated, he began to sing.

"I welcome all of you to McKinley
I welcome all of you to school
And did you know that at McKinley
We have a hidden swimming pool
Welcome, welcome all to McKinley
But first I'd like to go over a couple of rules."

"My name is Will Schuester, but you can call me Mr. Schue. And now, I would like to welcome the new student, Nave Barofsky? Huh, that's not fishy at all. Also, Sue Sylvester with the School Cup."

Sue walked out of the closet, holding a large plastic cup. No one asked what she was doing in there. No one wanted to know.

"Hello, excuses for students, today you will be chosen for a prestigious honor: the School Cup. There will be four members of the Glee club chosen, and you will have to sing three songs. The winner will recieve the School Cup, which is in my bathroom being used as a toilet paper holder.

"The first student is...Jesse St. James."

"HAH! Yes, I beat you, Anderson, I beat you, HAH!"

"Sit down, St. James, you little shit." Mr. Schue called out.

"The second...ah, Mr. Sam Evans."

Sam stood up. "Eh meh gawd, I won."

"The third...Mr. Jeramiah Yates."

"I don't FIND this very surprising at all."

"And the fourth...oh my. The very student to which I hold a notorious grudge is now in a competition where he shall face social emabarassment. Blaine Anderson!"