Deidara plonked himself on the couch in the den of the Akatsuki lair. Throwing his head back eye's closed. He was tired... that was obvious, but the reason not so much. He was forced to go shopping with Konan for food. Now it wasn't like he detested shopping, but when you're with Konan things get weird... She nearly leveled the place to try and get a pear! It wasn't even his turn to go shopping, it was leader-sama's! The blond let out a grunt of anger.
A shuffling came to Deidara's right. He opened the eye that wasn't covered with hair and scanned the area of where the noise had came from. No threats, only a plant that annoyed him to no end, it wasn't that the bomber disliked plants no it was just this one. He had overheard conversations of Zetsu and the plant. It was creepy but that's how the plant-man-thing worked. But no this plant was different than the others, on several occasions he had be tripped by it. When he sat on the other end of the couch it would reach out and touch him! Now you're thinking that this artist has probably sniffed in a bit too much bomb powder but that's not the case! He knew that plant was evil, it was just biding its time...
The blond sighed, seeing no immediate danger then turned his gaze upward. Where, instead of the white paint coating that he expected to see, was an orange mask with black swirls in it. The figure that was leaning over the couch looking down at the bomber did not move, did not speak, didn't even breath, or so it sounded like. Deidara stared for a moment then glared at it. "What the hell do you want Tobi?" he seethed. Tobi, the lollipoped masked man above the the young male, was Zetsu's subordinate. And annoying as fuck.
"You look tired senpai..." the man above Deidara said quietly. That made a long silence ring through the room.
Deidara sat up properly. "Yeah and what's it to you, un?" He demanded not raising his voice as he began to undo his ponytail.
The raven haired man swung his legs over the couch and took the vacant seat next to the artist. "I care about my senpai..." Tobi's voice was getting softer but just loud enough for Deidara to hear what he said. He froze with his arms above his head.
Finally he dropped his arms down and turned to stare at the lollipop. Then frowned. "Right whatever." The blond humphed as he at last got the ponytail out. "I just had shopping duty with Konan, and as you know that's a nightmare." he relaxed back into the couch.
Now after the long awkwardness that had filled the room ever since Tobi entered, a sudden brightness came into play. Apparently it was because Tobi changed moods. He suddenly hugged the blond of whom he called senpai, squeezing the bombers waist into his face. "Senpai! it'll be okay! I'm here to make things better!" he cheered.
Deidara let out a grunt at the sudden impact. "Tobi! Get the fuck off of me!" he shouted as he tried to pry the masked man away from himself. Unfortunately for him Tobi was stronger, and worse yet enjoying this. He then proceeded to glare at the plant to the right of the room he knew it was laughing at him... in it's weird plant talk...
Tobi nuzzled Deidara's side. "But I love you senpai!" you could hear the smile in his voice.
Deidara finally kicked the man away from him."I swear to the higher being that I'm going to blow you up someday!" he growled then huffed up to his room. Glaring at the evil plant as he went.
Slamming the door behind him Deidara smacked his back against the door and slid down. A light blush gracing his soft face. 'But I love you senpai!' That's the first time he'd ever used that term... he'd said 'I like my senpai!' or 'Deidara senpai is the best senpai in the world!' or some other stupid form of idiocy. But never once had he used the term 'love' to describe how he felt about the bomber...
Deidara put his head into his arm which rested on his knee. "Dammit! I don't like him! Why does it matter!" he whispered to himself. He felt something churn in his chest... "Damn!" he shouted.