"Graze."
"What?"
"Weird word huh?"
"Um, if you say so Dean."
"It's like, two completely different things."
"Yeah, sure. Hold still will you?"
"No wait! If you spell it differently – it's three words! Isn't that weird Sammy?"
"It's amazing Dean. Just like dear."
"Deer?"
"Yeah, you can spell that two different ways and it means several different things too."
"Oh I get it! Dear and deer! Cool!"
"Dean, you've got to stop moving."
"Sorry. What's the problem anyway?"
"You really are out of it!"
"I'm not! What's up?"
"Oh, just stitching up this inch deep graze on your hip, nothing major."
A/N Just on the offchance anyone is wondering about the third version of "graze" - it's the one spelt "greys" or "grays" depending where you come from. And Dean's not an idiot - he reads!