DIS STORY IZ DA PRIMO STORY U WILL EVA READ ABOUT DA FELINE SPECIES! ITZ LA CRÈME DE LA CROP BUT IF U ARE ALLERGICO U MITE WANT 2 SKIP IT!!! JUS KIDDIN LUVAHZ

Music by Andrew Llyod Weber

Lyrics by MOI DA HAWTEST MAMI IN DA BRONX

One spooky snowy September Monday, The letter M ( shes a show cat) was skulkin down dee alley when she came across Cat 22's dead corpse.

"Oh no!" she meowed. She was absolutely heartbroken that she attacked the ankle of a nearby hooker.

"AHHHH NO PEOPLE PAY ME TO DO DAT! I NEED MA RIGHTS MA RIGHTS TO EARN AN YEARN FO A BETTER LIFE!" said the hooker. She was then shot. At least 6 times.

Pie came around the corner holding a smoking AK -47.

"it had to be done. For the good of mankind"

"But Pie, we're Kats!" commenced Eric Clapton!

"WE SHUD SING ABOUT IT!"

"We killed a hooker

She was quite the looker

NOOOOTTT!

But all the same when do hookers eva look good

She was wit Pie in da bed

And now she's dead

The hooker"

"AWWWWWW GUYS DAT WAS HOT BEANZZZZ" cooed Kelsey the cat.

"SHUT UP YOU UGLY HAG KAT NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED and your birth was not a good deed. Take that however you will you were never wanted!" Chorused the Kats.

"But alas," said Bandit. "Only one of us can be reborn into the world outside the alley. Who shall it be?!?!?"

"I tink it should be MEEEEEEEE!"

Screeched Cat 22 as he rose from the dead!

*collective gasp*

"But you're the ugliest beside Kelsey!"

"SHUT THE HELL UP OKAY! I JUST ROSE FROM THE FRICKEN DEAD! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH HARD WORK THAT IS NO YA DON'T! DA PROOF IS IN DA PUDDIN AND DIS PUDDIN SAYS I SHOULD BE REBORN!!!!"

"you done yet?"

"yes."

"GOOD!"

"Who could it be?
This animal who I did see
Can you help me guess this mystery?

Who could it be?
This animal who I did see.

Who could it be?
This animal who I did see.
Can you help me guess this mystery?"

"SHUT THE HELL UP KELSEY!" said Clair de Lune

Who will it be? You tell me!!! Vote in your review :D:D:D:D XXXXXXXXD

Here are da names:

Mittens, Boots, Cabbage, Bandit, Kelsey, Claire de Lune, Estelle, Kelsey, Patches, Kelsey, Kelsey Jr., Jingles, The Cat, Chicken, Pot Pie, Eric Clapton, Kelsey, The Letter M ( shes a show cat), Puddles, Banana Cream, Cat 22, Pie, Emo, Cat 24, and Keith (HA is that a silly name for a critter or what?!)