DIS STORY IZ DA PRIMO STORY U WILL EVA READ ABOUT DA FELINE SPECIES! ITZ LA CRÈME DE LA CROP BUT IF U ARE ALLERGICO U MITE WANT 2 SKIP IT!!! JUS KIDDIN LUVAHZ
Music by Andrew Llyod Weber
Lyrics by MOI DA HAWTEST MAMI IN DA BRONX
One spooky snowy September Monday, The letter M ( shes a show cat) was skulkin down dee alley when she came across Cat 22's dead corpse.
"Oh no!" she meowed. She was absolutely heartbroken that she attacked the ankle of a nearby hooker.
"AHHHH NO PEOPLE PAY ME TO DO DAT! I NEED MA RIGHTS MA RIGHTS TO EARN AN YEARN FO A BETTER LIFE!" said the hooker. She was then shot. At least 6 times.
Pie came around the corner holding a smoking AK -47.
"it had to be done. For the good of mankind"
"But Pie, we're Kats!" commenced Eric Clapton!
"WE SHUD SING ABOUT IT!"
"We killed a hooker
She was quite the looker
NOOOOTTT!
But all the same when do hookers eva look good
She was wit Pie in da bed
And now she's dead
The hooker"
"AWWWWWW GUYS DAT WAS HOT BEANZZZZ" cooed Kelsey the cat.
"SHUT UP YOU UGLY HAG KAT NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED and your birth was not a good deed. Take that however you will you were never wanted!" Chorused the Kats.
"But alas," said Bandit. "Only one of us can be reborn into the world outside the alley. Who shall it be?!?!?"
"I tink it should be MEEEEEEEE!"
Screeched Cat 22 as he rose from the dead!
*collective gasp*
"But you're the ugliest beside Kelsey!"
"SHUT THE HELL UP OKAY! I JUST ROSE FROM THE FRICKEN DEAD! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH HARD WORK THAT IS NO YA DON'T! DA PROOF IS IN DA PUDDIN AND DIS PUDDIN SAYS I SHOULD BE REBORN!!!!"
"you done yet?"
"yes."
"GOOD!"
"Who
could it be? Who could it be? Who could it be?
This animal who I did see
Can you help me guess
this mystery?
This animal who I did
see.
This animal who I did see.
Can you
help me guess this mystery?"
"SHUT THE HELL UP KELSEY!" said Clair de Lune
Who will it be? You tell me!!! Vote in your review :D:D:D:D XXXXXXXXD
Here are da names:
Mittens, Boots, Cabbage, Bandit, Kelsey, Claire de Lune, Estelle, Kelsey, Patches, Kelsey, Kelsey Jr., Jingles, The Cat, Chicken, Pot Pie, Eric Clapton, Kelsey, The Letter M ( shes a show cat), Puddles, Banana Cream, Cat 22, Pie, Emo, Cat 24, and Keith (HA is that a silly name for a critter or what?!)
