A.N. This is a parody about the infamous Mary Sue and is not to be taken seriously. It is only help writers avoid Mary Sues and see the horror they are. I am not responsible for the damage the character(s) do to you, your soul, and your mind.

Chapter 1

Hello my name is Annarelia Clara Emerald Rose Niso Kenna Susan Neon Lotus Sombra Gema Desa Lyra Elmbeam Sylverwood. Most people think I am very beautiful, but they are just being kind. I only have thick, dark hair that looks like moonlight and sunlight woven together in harmony. It falls past my hips in soft, light curls. People say I have hypnotizing electric blue eyes with slivery flecks that glitter. My height is about five feet ten inches. I'm the last of the Clairwood tribe which are a mix of fairy, vampire, witch, mermaid, angel, demon, phoenix, and human. I am an A+ student Mountain View High School where I am a sophomore. I am the oldest in my grade because my birthday is February 13, but it is easy to tell I am the oldest without my birthday.

I was combing my dark curls even though they didn't need it when my Uncle called me down stairs.

"Annarelia! Come here now or I will not drive you to school!"

"Yes Uncle Tim," I called back. He didn't need to drive me to school. I could drive myself, but he wouldn't let me. He said that my life is precious, and that he will keep me safe. He isn't going to let what happened to my parents happen to me. Colbiss had killed them. He wanted a word where humans and every other being worshiped his 'super race', but they needed to be beautiful. That is why he didn't kill me; he only left a tiny curved scar beneath my eye.

He drove me to school, once we were there he said "Please Annarelia, be safe. When you come home you will have a test on magic

"You know I don't need to train, I've mastered it all; magic, hand to hand, sword."

"You can't stop training until you are twenty-three."

I nodded- it was the law. "Bye," I said while I ran off to class.

A.N. Please tell me if there is anything I can do to make her more Sue-ish or how I could make A Tale of a Sue better.