Demented Final Fantasy Songfics!
Ooooh, and trust me... they're quite demented.
"I'm in Pain" ( to the tune of "Let It Rain" by Amanda Marshall)
Stood in line,
Stood in line
And got none
Still I'm driven by something I can't explain
It's not a bun
It's a slice
Oh, a bite, that would be nice
I only wish that I could eat without shame
chorus:
I'm in paaaa-ee-ay-ain
Cuz I'm huuuu-un-gry
Oh, that bun, that sausage too
Whip that pain from me
For hours upon hours, stood in line
But my chow-time, it never came
Is it worth the tears I cry to hold that dog up in the sky
And have Squall steal that precious frank from me
Chorus
It isn't easy last in line
With all these hot dogs in my mind
I only hope one day that I'll claim mine
Chorus
I'm in paaaa-ee-ay-ain
Oh woe is me
I'm in pain, oh, so much pain
Why must the lunch lady be so mean
Frank, take my hand
We can walk through the light
And without fear
Perhaps I can take a bite?
Chorus
"SeeD-licious" (to the tune of "Bootylicious" by Destiny's Child)
Zell:
Quistis, can you handle this?
Irvine:
Selphie, can you handle this?
Squall:
Rinoa, can you handle this?
All:
I don't think they can handle this!
Zell:
You betta move, SeeDs arrived
Looking sexy, looking fly
The baddest moves, moves in sight
Garden jams tonight
Squall:
Spottin' me a tender thang
There you are, Rinoa baby
Don't you wanna dance with me?
Can you handle, handle me?
Rinoa:
You've gotta learn to move
'Fore you dance with me tonight
You can't go steppin' on people
If you goin' dance with me tonight!
Irvine:
Don't run from me Selphie
If you want me lady
Say, WOO, HOO!
You can hang with me
By the looks, I got you frightened
And scared of me
Should I act slower?
Am I too lovely?
CHORUS
All:
I don't think you're ready for this baby
I don't think you're ready for this baby
I don't think you're ready for this
Squall:
'Cuz my body's too SeeD-licious for you baby
Zell:
Quistis can you handle this?
Irvine:
Selphie can you handle this?
Zell:
When I reach my Limit Break
Hittin' monsters hard
Punch their heads, slap them high
Swing my arm, a black eye
I am hot
Lookin' good
Acting like a
SeeD should
Knock them cold
Never miss
Can you handle, handle this?
Irvine:
Yes I know that I'm quite cool
Makin' all the females drool
I can't help, but wonder why
Am I just too SeeD-licious
For you baby?
Squall:
I bring by Gunblade
To every jam
I've killed a Sorceress
Made Seifer wet his pants
I'm hopin' you can handle
All this burden that I have
Now let's forget it all
While we fry some Moogles
All:
*sweatdrops*
Squall:
Yum!
"Poor Squall" (to the tune of "Deck the Halls" by... Santa?!)
Irvine likes to hit on Selphie
Fa, la, la, la, la... la, la, la, la!
Hotdog lines make Zell angry
Fa, la, la, la, la... la, la, la, la!
Quistis breaks down, every mission
Fa, la, la, la, la... la, la, la, la!
Watch those fists Rinoa's dishin'
Fa, la, la, la, la... la, la, la, la!
Squall's obsession with his Gunblade
Fa, la, la, la, la... la, la, la, la!
Just may prove to be a bad thing
Fa, la, la, la, la... la, la, la, la!
Sing now SeeDs, all together
Fa, la, la, la, la... la, la, la, la!
As we give Squall one last prayer
Fa, la, la, la, la... la, la, la, la!
Irvine:
"What did you tell Selphie about me Squall!!
Selphie:
Squall, Irvine's hitting on me again!!
Zell:
"Tch! Did you steal my last hotdog... *cracking his knuckles
Quistis:
You never comfort your friends, some leader!
Rinoa:
"Squall! You love that Gunblade more than you do me!!
All:
Now DIE!!! *crashing as they all attack poor little Squall*
Squall:
...help...
DISCLAIMERS: Okay, now who would honestly think I owned either Final Fantasy, Amanda Marshall, Destiny's Child or Santa?? If you want to sue innocent fans who spend $80 on FFVIII the first day it comes out and people who plan to buy a PS2 JUST so they can get FFX ... get a life. Thank you. That is all.
Ooooh, and trust me... they're quite demented.
"I'm in Pain" ( to the tune of "Let It Rain" by Amanda Marshall)
Stood in line,
Stood in line
And got none
Still I'm driven by something I can't explain
It's not a bun
It's a slice
Oh, a bite, that would be nice
I only wish that I could eat without shame
chorus:
I'm in paaaa-ee-ay-ain
Cuz I'm huuuu-un-gry
Oh, that bun, that sausage too
Whip that pain from me
For hours upon hours, stood in line
But my chow-time, it never came
Is it worth the tears I cry to hold that dog up in the sky
And have Squall steal that precious frank from me
Chorus
It isn't easy last in line
With all these hot dogs in my mind
I only hope one day that I'll claim mine
Chorus
I'm in paaaa-ee-ay-ain
Oh woe is me
I'm in pain, oh, so much pain
Why must the lunch lady be so mean
Frank, take my hand
We can walk through the light
And without fear
Perhaps I can take a bite?
Chorus
"SeeD-licious" (to the tune of "Bootylicious" by Destiny's Child)
Zell:
Quistis, can you handle this?
Irvine:
Selphie, can you handle this?
Squall:
Rinoa, can you handle this?
All:
I don't think they can handle this!
Zell:
You betta move, SeeDs arrived
Looking sexy, looking fly
The baddest moves, moves in sight
Garden jams tonight
Squall:
Spottin' me a tender thang
There you are, Rinoa baby
Don't you wanna dance with me?
Can you handle, handle me?
Rinoa:
You've gotta learn to move
'Fore you dance with me tonight
You can't go steppin' on people
If you goin' dance with me tonight!
Irvine:
Don't run from me Selphie
If you want me lady
Say, WOO, HOO!
You can hang with me
By the looks, I got you frightened
And scared of me
Should I act slower?
Am I too lovely?
CHORUS
All:
I don't think you're ready for this baby
I don't think you're ready for this baby
I don't think you're ready for this
Squall:
'Cuz my body's too SeeD-licious for you baby
Zell:
Quistis can you handle this?
Irvine:
Selphie can you handle this?
Zell:
When I reach my Limit Break
Hittin' monsters hard
Punch their heads, slap them high
Swing my arm, a black eye
I am hot
Lookin' good
Acting like a
SeeD should
Knock them cold
Never miss
Can you handle, handle this?
Irvine:
Yes I know that I'm quite cool
Makin' all the females drool
I can't help, but wonder why
Am I just too SeeD-licious
For you baby?
Squall:
I bring by Gunblade
To every jam
I've killed a Sorceress
Made Seifer wet his pants
I'm hopin' you can handle
All this burden that I have
Now let's forget it all
While we fry some Moogles
All:
*sweatdrops*
Squall:
Yum!
"Poor Squall" (to the tune of "Deck the Halls" by... Santa?!)
Irvine likes to hit on Selphie
Fa, la, la, la, la... la, la, la, la!
Hotdog lines make Zell angry
Fa, la, la, la, la... la, la, la, la!
Quistis breaks down, every mission
Fa, la, la, la, la... la, la, la, la!
Watch those fists Rinoa's dishin'
Fa, la, la, la, la... la, la, la, la!
Squall's obsession with his Gunblade
Fa, la, la, la, la... la, la, la, la!
Just may prove to be a bad thing
Fa, la, la, la, la... la, la, la, la!
Sing now SeeDs, all together
Fa, la, la, la, la... la, la, la, la!
As we give Squall one last prayer
Fa, la, la, la, la... la, la, la, la!
Irvine:
"What did you tell Selphie about me Squall!!
Selphie:
Squall, Irvine's hitting on me again!!
Zell:
"Tch! Did you steal my last hotdog... *cracking his knuckles
Quistis:
You never comfort your friends, some leader!
Rinoa:
"Squall! You love that Gunblade more than you do me!!
All:
Now DIE!!! *crashing as they all attack poor little Squall*
Squall:
...help...
DISCLAIMERS: Okay, now who would honestly think I owned either Final Fantasy, Amanda Marshall, Destiny's Child or Santa?? If you want to sue innocent fans who spend $80 on FFVIII the first day it comes out and people who plan to buy a PS2 JUST so they can get FFX ... get a life. Thank you. That is all.