Stars Hollow the Musical!
Chapter 1:
I know what you're thinking! Not another fic from that talent less hack Elise? Yes your right I'm back with something just a bit different this time!
So basically its songfic but taken to a whole new level – this time the characters from that wonderful show Gilmore Girls will actually be doing the singing
Shock Horror? Anger? Disgust?
Well just give it a try, after all it's the least you could do!
P.S: It's a comedy with a bit of Romance and the words in Italics are sung
Rory and Lorelai walked through the beautiful little town that was Stars Hollow
"Hey have you like noticed the towns been acting really weird lately?" said Lorelai
"Mom, it's Stars Hollow" replied Rory
"Yeah but weird even for Stars Hollow" said Lorelai throwing a glance over her shoulder
"What do you mean?" asked Rory a strange feeling coming over throat
Rory: Little town
It's a quiet village
Every day
Like the one before
Little town
Full of little people
Waking up to say:
Behind Rory the townsfolk formed a menacing huddle
The all broke into bright smiles
Townsfolk
Good Morning
Hey Sugar
Hi
Rory eyes were wide with bewilderment
There's Luke at his dinner like always
The same old coffee and Danish to sell
Every morning just the same
Since the morning that we came
To this poor provincial town
Luke Morning
Lorelai Morning Coffee Maker
Luke: Where are you off to?
Rory: The bookshop. I just finished the most wonderful story
About a Russian and a…..
Lorelai: That's nice. So Coffee?
Townsfolk outside Lukes watching, peering from the window
Look there she goes that girl is strange, no question
So smart, can't you tell?
Never part of any crowd
'Cause her head's up on some cloud
No denying she's a funny girl that Rory
Patty Hello
Taylor Good day
Patty How is your family?
Mrs Kim Yes?
Kirk Hello
Mrs Kim how is your mother?
Lorelai: I need six cups
Luke: That's just ridiculous
Rory: There must be more than this provincial life
Bookseller Ah, Rory.
Rory: Good Morning. I've come to return the book I borrowed.
Bookseller Finished already?
Rory Oh, I couldn't put it down. Have you got anything new?
Bookseller Ha Ha! Not since yesterday.
Rory That's all right. I'll borrow . . . . . this one!
Bookseller That one? But you've read it twice!
Rory Well, it's my favourite! Dead souls, snow in Russia and a pauper in disguise!
Bookseller If you like it all that much, it's yours!
Rory Are you sure?
Bookseller I insist.
Rory Well, thank you. Thank you very much!
Townsfolk Look there she goes that girl is so peculiar
I wonder if she's getting fed
With a dreamy far-off look
And her nose stuck in a book
What a puzzle to the rest of us is Rory
Rory sat in the gazebo
Oh, isn't this amazing?
It's my fav'rite part because you'll see
Here's where she meets her love
But she won't discover that it's him 'til chapter three
Patty Now it's no wonder that her name means "beauty"
Her looks have got no parallel
Taylor But behind that fair facade
I'm afraid she's rather odd
Very diff'rent from the rest of us
Townsfolk She's nothing like the rest of us
Yes, diff'rent from the rest of us is Rory
Todd Wow! You didn't miss a bag, Dean! You're the greatest
Bag boy in the whole world!
Dean I know.
Todd No boy alive stands a chance against you. Ha ha ha! and no girl, for that matter.
Dean It's true, Todd And I've got my sights set on that one.
Todd Hm! The babes daughter?
Dean She's the one - the lucky girl I'm going to marry.
Todd But she's -
Dean The most beautiful girl in town.
Todd I know, but -
Dean That makes her the best. And don't I deserve the best?
Todd Well, of course! I mean you do, but -
Dean Right from the moment when I met her, saw her
I said she's gorgeous and I fell
Here in town there's only she
Who is beautiful as me
So I'm making plans to woo and marry Rory
Cheerleaders Look there he goes
Isn't he dreamy?
That boy Dean
Oh he's so cute
Be still my heart
I'm hardly breathing
He's such a tall, dark, strong and handsome boy
Babette: Hey dolls
Dean What?
Taylor Good day
Patty Oh la la!
Lorelai You call this bacon?
Mrs Kim What lovely grapes!
Lane Some cheese
Kirk A key?
Kirks Mom No!
Dean 'scuse me!
Taylor I'll get the knife
Dean Please let me through!
Patty This bread -
Lane Those fish -
Patty it's stale!
Mrs Kim they smell!
Taylor You are mistaken!
Rory There must be more than this provincial life!
Dean Just watch, I'm going to make Rory my wife!
Townsfolk Look there she goes a girl who's strange but special
A most peculiar mad'moiselle
It's a pity and a sin
She doesn't quite fit in
'Cause she really is a pretty girl
A beauty but a smart girl
She really is a Gilmore girl
That Rory!
Note: Um...yeah…that's it so if you are going to reviews please don't bag the choice of song cos its hard to find a song with parts for everyone and lets be honest here everyone has guilty music pleasures don't they? I was aiming for funny suggestions are very very welcome!
Elise