Pokemon:Shiny Foreheads

by Fuamer

POKEMON SHINYYYYY FORRREEHEADDS DA A DA BAH MEH BAAA Nathan Mustard must survive in this new world, putting aside rather unpleasant surprises.

Pokemon: Shiny foreheads

Shiny foreheads. All I could see were goddamm shiny foreheads. This is truly the most tragic way to die.

"This is our offering to the gods!" shiny forehead leader shouted. They prayed, putting their hands on their foreheads.

"GaHHHHHHHHHVBBBBBAAAAAAA!" Shiny forehead executioner yelled, then everything went blank.

I woke up.

"You ok?"

"I had the worst nightmare ever," I explained. I stood up for a few seconds before I lost balance. "Are you sure?" the voice asked. "Of course," I said before noticing something. My hands weren't hands.

POKKKEEEEMONNNN I GONNA CATCH EM ALLLLLLLLL. POOOOOOOKEEEEEEEMON SHINNNNNY FOREHEADDDDDDDDDssSSS!

If you guys really want me to do this, then I will.

I hope that I don't get tons of bad reviews about disrespecting Pokemon.

This might become a great series I tell you.

Well good luck to ya alll and a happy new year. I made this to say that I'm not dead.