Disclaimer: we do not own the Yu-Gi-Oh characters, and definitely don't
want to own the BOY
A/N- LadyYami: inspiration struck us while in my cousin's house
Wolf: yes, Ladyyami and me are both crazy, we were observing our younger cousin and found what he did was hilarious
LadyYami: so, after a few minutes thought, we decided to write this fic
Wolf: Bakura and Malik were not harmed during the making of this fic
LadyYami: so enjoy! ~*~
Mom: Come on I have to leave!
Boy: noooooo! *hangs on*
Mom: but I'm going to be late! *all other relatives stare at the dilemma*
Jason: come on Chad, let go of your mom!
Chad: no! *screams and still hangs on*
Mom: I'm getting tired of this *sits on a couch*
Christ: yeah let go-ahhh!
Chad: *has Christ's arm underneath his stomach*
Christ: oh my god! *holds onto it and yanks it out* I think I lost my fingers! *counts* 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 okay, all there
~*~ A/N: Wolf: We say this because Chad is a bit.round
LadyYami: What do you mean round? He's huge!
Wolf: *giggles* on with the story! ~*~
Jason: do you want us to take you by force or come with us willingly?
Chad: *cries* no! *clings on tighter*
Wolf: let her go!
Muey: we'll give you candy
Chad: no!
Kenny: *whaps Chad with a stuffed animal*
Chad: MOOOOOOMMY! He hit me! *Coughs* WAAAA! *cough* AHHHHH!
Mom: *rolls her eyes* let go! I think I'm losing my circulation! *her arm was turning a shade of blue*
LadyYami: *plays on the ps2*
Wolf: *blinks and turns to the tv*
Mailman: *comes up to the house* I got a package for *stops and looks through the window* what the heck is going on here?
*the house is filled with screaming and screeching*
Wolf: we're not crazy or abusing anyone!
Mailman: *blinks* if you say so..*sees Chad* what the *bleep* is that thing?! *runs away screaming*
Wolf and LadyYami: o.O;
~*~
A/N: Wolf: again, Chad is not pleasant to look at
LadyYami: not pleasant? Are you blind? He's *bleep* ugly!
Wolf: apparently I've gone blind after looking at him, on with the story!
~*~
Mom: just go watch tv, Yugioh is on
Chad: where?! *shoves LadyYami from the front of the tv and turns to Yugioh*
LadyYami: ow...@-@
Wolf: oOoOoOo! Malik! *glues self to the tv*
Mom: *runs away shouting* freedom!
Muey: how cold, leaving her own kid like that
Christ: we're doomed!!! *runs around in circles and falls flat on his face* @-@
Chad: make it go louder! *bangs on the controller and presses random buttons*
Wolf: stop! You're going to break the controller!
Chad: *starts chewing on it*
LadyYami: god! If you're hungry just say so!
Controller: *has teeth marks all over it*
Christ: *walks in with a bag of chips*
Chad: *drools and sniffs the air and runs at Christ* *slow motion*CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPS! *drool goes flying and hits Kenny in the face*
Christ: NOOOOOO! *still in slow motion* *runs*
All others: *watches* run Christ run! *slow motion ends now*
Chad: *tackles and the bag goes flying* MIIIIIONES! *dives for it causing the ground to shake*
Jason: its GODZILLA! *dives under the table*
King Kong: Where?! *looks around *
Christ: banna!
King Kong: huh? *looks around and runs off*
Wolf: okay, that was random..
LadyYami: o.O
Part Two: another tantrum
Chad: I want my mommy!
Jason: she left you*bleep*! No one wants you!
Chad: *starts crying agian*
Muey: look at what you did! *flinches when he tried to hug her* *slowly pushes him away forcing a smile* hehe
Chad: *sniffles and claws at her legs*
Muey: he's freaking me out now! *climbs on top of a couch*
Chad: *goes up after her*
Couch: I've had enough! *topples over*
Muey: @-@
Chad: *starts going after her*
Christ: here Chad! Here! *throws a piece of bacon on the floor away from Muey*
Johnny: *walks out of a room and gets ran over by Chad* ow @-@
Wolf: *makes a trial of bits of food into an empty room*
Chad: *sniff, sniff* * *back in slow motion* *bounce on belly towards the trail of food*
Stomach: Boing! Boing! Boing!
Chad: *still in slow motion* YUUUUUMMMMMY! *continue bouncing*
LadyYami: Ahh! He's sucking it up like a vacuum cleaner!
Chad's mouth: *his powerful suctions starts pulling Johnny in*
Everyone: *runs to a safe distance*
Kei: Hold on! *Reaches out for Johnny*
~*~ A/N: Kei is pronounce Kee ~*~
Johnny: *clings on for dear life* The force its too powerful! *Watches his short life flashes before his eyes*
A/N: he's only 5
Wolf: *Throws the rest of the food in the empty room* Look! *points* Mc Donalds!
Chad mouth: *drops along with some slobber.* *Suction died down*
Johnny: *runs and hide behind what's left of the couch*
Chad: *Stomps towards the room* Dom! Dom! Dom!
Wolf: *Jumps out of the way*
Chad: *just enter the room* 25 happy meal PLEASE! *smiles real big* ~*~ A/N: Wolf: The only time you would ever hear the word "please" coming from him or see such a big smile is when he gets food --;
LadyYami: Are you sure that's uh smile? --; Looks like a bad face-lift. *shudders*
Wolf: *traumatize by the horrible sight* o.o
LadyYami: *taps Wolf on the shoulder, no resposnse*
Wolf: o.o
LadyYami: Uh, I thinks she was going to say "On with the story!" ~*~ Wolf : *shuts the door* Sucker!
Chad:*runs to the door and start banging on it* WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!*chokes on spit * *cough, cough* ...WAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Door: Boom! Bang! Boom! *shaking violently*
Chad: *screams on top of his unhealthy lungs* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Cough* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! LET ME OUT!!
~*~ A/N: Wolf: o.o *still Traumatize*
LadyYami: The most annoying screech you would ever hear in your life I can assure you *shakes Wolf viciously* snap out of it!
Wolf: * snaps out* --;
LadyYami: *still shaking Wolf like crazy*
Wolf: --; You can stop NOW!
LadyYami- *scratches the back of her head* Hehe ~*~
*House filled up with that horrible squealing sound*
Wolf's Dad: Ahh! *covers ears* What the *bleep* is that sound?! *goes and stuff cotton up his ears* It sounds like a cow giving birth to a overgrown calve! Who's crying?
Chad: WAAAAAAAAAA!
Wolf: *moves mouth but Dad can't hear anything over Chad's scream*
Chad: WAAAAAAAAAAA!! *cough*
Wolf: IT'S.*the screams continue*
Chad: WAAAAAAAAAAA!! *cough* Wolf: CHAA. *voice lost in Chad's scream*
Chad: WAAAAAAAAAAA!! *cough*
Wolf: ADD! *here comes the scream again*
Chad: WAAAAAAAAAAA!! *cough*
Wolf's Dad: OH!. *Shrugs and walked back outside*
A/N: Wolf's Dad is always doing an outside project
Chad: WAAAAAAAAAAA!! *cough*
Everyone: o.o?
Behind the door: WAAAAAAA! Boom! AHHHH! Bang! MOOMMMY! *Things shatters* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Thump!! *no sounds*
LadyYami: What is that strange sound?
Wolf: --; *glares* It's something called silence you idiot!
Everyone: OoOoO! *stares in amazement *
Muey: I never heard anything so beautiful *hands clasp together*
Wolf: --;
Jason: I think he's dead
Everyone: *sigh in relief** ran home safely* *Wolf and LadyYami are stuck with.IT*
Part Three- where did IT go?
*everyone is gone except for Wolf and LadyYami* *the silent went on*
Wolf: I think we should check on him.
LadyYami: *whines* Do we have to?!
Wolf: I don't want to but we have to *got the chills*
LadyYami: Oh, Okay, You go first * hides behind Wolf*
Wolf: You scurry cat *peers into the room or what use to be the room*
Room: *dead*x.x
Wolf: *glares at the mess* Where the heck did his fat *bleep* go?!
LadyYami: *comes out from hiding* I think he went in there *Points at the broken TV*
Wolf: Ahh! He can't go in there! He's to o uh.cant find the right word to use.
LadyYami: FAT?
Wolf: Yeah.his arm can't even go through there so how can ALL of him go in?
LadyYami: *goes and peers into the tv with a large hole in it*
Wolf: careful, something might hap- *a blinding flash came from the tv*
*a few hours pass by until LadyYami and Wolf wakes up*
LadyYami: where are we?
Wolf: I don't-arggghh!
LadyYami: what is it?
Wolf: it's it's its...Anzu!
LadyYami: where?!
Wolf: *points to the girl in front of her face* there
LadyYami: Wow! *stares and wonders* Yeah her hair is naturally flat and pointed up. *pats Anzu on the head* or do you put a mini tent up in there?
Anzu: --; Stop that!
Wolf: *growls at Anzu*
Anzu: Hey you two want to be my friends?
LadyYami: uh-
Wolf: *interrupts* No!
Anzu: Why? *whines*
Wolf: Shut up!
Anzu: Friends are forever. Friends are always there for you *goes on with the friendship speech*
Wolf: *covers ears* Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP! *plays the linkin park song "one step closer" in here*
LadyYami: Hey! Is that Yuugi over there? *Anzu turns around*
Wolf: *runs for her life*
LadyYami: *runs after her*
~*~ A/N: LadyYami- *still running*
Wolf: --; you can stop running now! The chapter is over.
LadyYami: heheh *scratch the back of her head* I knew that
Wolf: well hope you like the first chappy ^^
LadyYami: it's kinda wierd at this point but it'll be better *wishful thinking*
R&R!!Please!
A/N- LadyYami: inspiration struck us while in my cousin's house
Wolf: yes, Ladyyami and me are both crazy, we were observing our younger cousin and found what he did was hilarious
LadyYami: so, after a few minutes thought, we decided to write this fic
Wolf: Bakura and Malik were not harmed during the making of this fic
LadyYami: so enjoy! ~*~
Mom: Come on I have to leave!
Boy: noooooo! *hangs on*
Mom: but I'm going to be late! *all other relatives stare at the dilemma*
Jason: come on Chad, let go of your mom!
Chad: no! *screams and still hangs on*
Mom: I'm getting tired of this *sits on a couch*
Christ: yeah let go-ahhh!
Chad: *has Christ's arm underneath his stomach*
Christ: oh my god! *holds onto it and yanks it out* I think I lost my fingers! *counts* 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 okay, all there
~*~ A/N: Wolf: We say this because Chad is a bit.round
LadyYami: What do you mean round? He's huge!
Wolf: *giggles* on with the story! ~*~
Jason: do you want us to take you by force or come with us willingly?
Chad: *cries* no! *clings on tighter*
Wolf: let her go!
Muey: we'll give you candy
Chad: no!
Kenny: *whaps Chad with a stuffed animal*
Chad: MOOOOOOMMY! He hit me! *Coughs* WAAAA! *cough* AHHHHH!
Mom: *rolls her eyes* let go! I think I'm losing my circulation! *her arm was turning a shade of blue*
LadyYami: *plays on the ps2*
Wolf: *blinks and turns to the tv*
Mailman: *comes up to the house* I got a package for *stops and looks through the window* what the heck is going on here?
*the house is filled with screaming and screeching*
Wolf: we're not crazy or abusing anyone!
Mailman: *blinks* if you say so..*sees Chad* what the *bleep* is that thing?! *runs away screaming*
Wolf and LadyYami: o.O;
~*~
A/N: Wolf: again, Chad is not pleasant to look at
LadyYami: not pleasant? Are you blind? He's *bleep* ugly!
Wolf: apparently I've gone blind after looking at him, on with the story!
~*~
Mom: just go watch tv, Yugioh is on
Chad: where?! *shoves LadyYami from the front of the tv and turns to Yugioh*
LadyYami: ow...@-@
Wolf: oOoOoOo! Malik! *glues self to the tv*
Mom: *runs away shouting* freedom!
Muey: how cold, leaving her own kid like that
Christ: we're doomed!!! *runs around in circles and falls flat on his face* @-@
Chad: make it go louder! *bangs on the controller and presses random buttons*
Wolf: stop! You're going to break the controller!
Chad: *starts chewing on it*
LadyYami: god! If you're hungry just say so!
Controller: *has teeth marks all over it*
Christ: *walks in with a bag of chips*
Chad: *drools and sniffs the air and runs at Christ* *slow motion*CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPS! *drool goes flying and hits Kenny in the face*
Christ: NOOOOOO! *still in slow motion* *runs*
All others: *watches* run Christ run! *slow motion ends now*
Chad: *tackles and the bag goes flying* MIIIIIONES! *dives for it causing the ground to shake*
Jason: its GODZILLA! *dives under the table*
King Kong: Where?! *looks around *
Christ: banna!
King Kong: huh? *looks around and runs off*
Wolf: okay, that was random..
LadyYami: o.O
Part Two: another tantrum
Chad: I want my mommy!
Jason: she left you*bleep*! No one wants you!
Chad: *starts crying agian*
Muey: look at what you did! *flinches when he tried to hug her* *slowly pushes him away forcing a smile* hehe
Chad: *sniffles and claws at her legs*
Muey: he's freaking me out now! *climbs on top of a couch*
Chad: *goes up after her*
Couch: I've had enough! *topples over*
Muey: @-@
Chad: *starts going after her*
Christ: here Chad! Here! *throws a piece of bacon on the floor away from Muey*
Johnny: *walks out of a room and gets ran over by Chad* ow @-@
Wolf: *makes a trial of bits of food into an empty room*
Chad: *sniff, sniff* * *back in slow motion* *bounce on belly towards the trail of food*
Stomach: Boing! Boing! Boing!
Chad: *still in slow motion* YUUUUUMMMMMY! *continue bouncing*
LadyYami: Ahh! He's sucking it up like a vacuum cleaner!
Chad's mouth: *his powerful suctions starts pulling Johnny in*
Everyone: *runs to a safe distance*
Kei: Hold on! *Reaches out for Johnny*
~*~ A/N: Kei is pronounce Kee ~*~
Johnny: *clings on for dear life* The force its too powerful! *Watches his short life flashes before his eyes*
A/N: he's only 5
Wolf: *Throws the rest of the food in the empty room* Look! *points* Mc Donalds!
Chad mouth: *drops along with some slobber.* *Suction died down*
Johnny: *runs and hide behind what's left of the couch*
Chad: *Stomps towards the room* Dom! Dom! Dom!
Wolf: *Jumps out of the way*
Chad: *just enter the room* 25 happy meal PLEASE! *smiles real big* ~*~ A/N: Wolf: The only time you would ever hear the word "please" coming from him or see such a big smile is when he gets food --;
LadyYami: Are you sure that's uh smile? --; Looks like a bad face-lift. *shudders*
Wolf: *traumatize by the horrible sight* o.o
LadyYami: *taps Wolf on the shoulder, no resposnse*
Wolf: o.o
LadyYami: Uh, I thinks she was going to say "On with the story!" ~*~ Wolf : *shuts the door* Sucker!
Chad:*runs to the door and start banging on it* WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!*chokes on spit * *cough, cough* ...WAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Door: Boom! Bang! Boom! *shaking violently*
Chad: *screams on top of his unhealthy lungs* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Cough* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! LET ME OUT!!
~*~ A/N: Wolf: o.o *still Traumatize*
LadyYami: The most annoying screech you would ever hear in your life I can assure you *shakes Wolf viciously* snap out of it!
Wolf: * snaps out* --;
LadyYami: *still shaking Wolf like crazy*
Wolf: --; You can stop NOW!
LadyYami- *scratches the back of her head* Hehe ~*~
*House filled up with that horrible squealing sound*
Wolf's Dad: Ahh! *covers ears* What the *bleep* is that sound?! *goes and stuff cotton up his ears* It sounds like a cow giving birth to a overgrown calve! Who's crying?
Chad: WAAAAAAAAAA!
Wolf: *moves mouth but Dad can't hear anything over Chad's scream*
Chad: WAAAAAAAAAAA!! *cough*
Wolf: IT'S.*the screams continue*
Chad: WAAAAAAAAAAA!! *cough* Wolf: CHAA. *voice lost in Chad's scream*
Chad: WAAAAAAAAAAA!! *cough*
Wolf: ADD! *here comes the scream again*
Chad: WAAAAAAAAAAA!! *cough*
Wolf's Dad: OH!. *Shrugs and walked back outside*
A/N: Wolf's Dad is always doing an outside project
Chad: WAAAAAAAAAAA!! *cough*
Everyone: o.o?
Behind the door: WAAAAAAA! Boom! AHHHH! Bang! MOOMMMY! *Things shatters* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Thump!! *no sounds*
LadyYami: What is that strange sound?
Wolf: --; *glares* It's something called silence you idiot!
Everyone: OoOoO! *stares in amazement *
Muey: I never heard anything so beautiful *hands clasp together*
Wolf: --;
Jason: I think he's dead
Everyone: *sigh in relief** ran home safely* *Wolf and LadyYami are stuck with.IT*
Part Three- where did IT go?
*everyone is gone except for Wolf and LadyYami* *the silent went on*
Wolf: I think we should check on him.
LadyYami: *whines* Do we have to?!
Wolf: I don't want to but we have to *got the chills*
LadyYami: Oh, Okay, You go first * hides behind Wolf*
Wolf: You scurry cat *peers into the room or what use to be the room*
Room: *dead*x.x
Wolf: *glares at the mess* Where the heck did his fat *bleep* go?!
LadyYami: *comes out from hiding* I think he went in there *Points at the broken TV*
Wolf: Ahh! He can't go in there! He's to o uh.cant find the right word to use.
LadyYami: FAT?
Wolf: Yeah.his arm can't even go through there so how can ALL of him go in?
LadyYami: *goes and peers into the tv with a large hole in it*
Wolf: careful, something might hap- *a blinding flash came from the tv*
*a few hours pass by until LadyYami and Wolf wakes up*
LadyYami: where are we?
Wolf: I don't-arggghh!
LadyYami: what is it?
Wolf: it's it's its...Anzu!
LadyYami: where?!
Wolf: *points to the girl in front of her face* there
LadyYami: Wow! *stares and wonders* Yeah her hair is naturally flat and pointed up. *pats Anzu on the head* or do you put a mini tent up in there?
Anzu: --; Stop that!
Wolf: *growls at Anzu*
Anzu: Hey you two want to be my friends?
LadyYami: uh-
Wolf: *interrupts* No!
Anzu: Why? *whines*
Wolf: Shut up!
Anzu: Friends are forever. Friends are always there for you *goes on with the friendship speech*
Wolf: *covers ears* Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP! *plays the linkin park song "one step closer" in here*
LadyYami: Hey! Is that Yuugi over there? *Anzu turns around*
Wolf: *runs for her life*
LadyYami: *runs after her*
~*~ A/N: LadyYami- *still running*
Wolf: --; you can stop running now! The chapter is over.
LadyYami: heheh *scratch the back of her head* I knew that
Wolf: well hope you like the first chappy ^^
LadyYami: it's kinda wierd at this point but it'll be better *wishful thinking*
R&R!!Please!