Hello readers! DaughterOfTheLostGod, AKA Jedi Apprentice Alix here with a story right from the front lines of the prank wars between the light side, the dark side, the Stormtroopers, and the resistance. This time, Capt. Phasma and General Hux get revenge on Kylo Ren and somehow manage to pull Jy right into the middle of it all. As always, Please Read and Review. - Alix

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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far, away...

Chapter one- Phasma's idea

Captain Phasma was bored. Not the type of bored where all you want to do is sit around and wait for something to happen. No, she was the kind of bored where all you want is to do something, no matter how destructive, annoying, or annoyingly destructive it may be. The hyper drive on the Finalizer had broken while taking off from Frion, a small desert planet, where the first order, or more specifically Kylo Ren, had found and recaptured Rey. Kylo Ren- from that first encounter in the interrogation room on out, Phasma could have sworn that the Dark Jedi (?) had become obsessed with the scavenger. According to him, she was only a nuisance and he hated her. But Phasma oftentimes thought that she could here something else in his voice- what sounded like pride and something else that not even she could identify. 'Well' she thought to herself 'both Ren and Rey are on the Finalizer and I do want to play a prank on Ren. What would be better than pranking him and figuring out if he hates Rey as much as he wants us to believe?' She grinned underneath her helmet and went to go find General Hux.