First Year

"Oi! Evans!"

"What?"

"Go out with me?"

*bursts into laughter*

Second Year

"Hey Evans!"

"Oh no."

"Evans, wanna go out with me?"

"I don't think so Potter."

"But Evans-"

"Goodbye Potter."

Third Year

"Evans! Hey Evans! Slow down!"

*sighs*

"So, Evans, when are we going to Hogsmeade."

"Does the floor feel cold, Potter?"

"No…"

"Then hell hasn't frozen over."

Fourth Year

"Evans!"

"No."

"But I haven't even-"

"No."

"Do you want to-"

"NO!" *stomps off*

Fifth Year

"So, how 'bout it Evans?"

"What?"

"Go to the dance with me."

"I don't think so."

"Well I do."

"I could care less what you think Potter."

Sixth Year

"Eva-Lily!"

*sighs*

"Hey, Lily, wait a sec!"

"WHAT Potter?"

"I just wanted to know-"

"If I would go out with you?

"Actually-"

"NO Potter – get it through your head! I WILL NOT ever go out with you!"

"Lily could you-"

"NO!"

"CAN I BORROW YOUR CHARMS NOTES?"

"Well?"

"Umm…sure."

"Thanks."

Seventh Year

"Potter! Hey James!"

"What?"

"Go out with me?"

*faints*

"I'll take that as a yes."