This my first fan fiction, so I'm kinda nervous. Please be kind. This is set sometime during the Chain arc, I guess, although I almost set it during the Second Kira stuff, but then I realized that, oh yeah, Matsuda's line... So if anything doesn't mesh, just kinda... whatever.
Light's kinda OOC, but I think L is close.

Update: Now that the co-author (who left a rather snarky review) has joined/rejoined, I am obliged to give Raine Dawn some credit for this, we wrote it together.

Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note.

It was just another normal day in the taskforce headquarters. Well, not quite. Everyone except L was working diligently (read 'playing solitare') on their computers, and Watari had just given them a heads up to L's arrival.

He walked in to grumpy "Good morning, Ryuzaki"s and many suspiciously minimized screens. But L was not in the mood to play around, he had news.

"After this latest," a muttered "and very public" could be heard, "development in the case, an anonymous individual has come forward with some very reliable and important information on Kira."

Aizawa began to respond. "Wha-"

Until he was interrupted by an over-enthusiastic Matsuda. "What is it, Ryuzaki?" Aizawa thumped him on the head.

"Kira is homosexual."

Everyone looked startled. Knowing that insanity would insue from this point on, Soichiro slowly worked up the mental fortitude to respond.
"How do you know?"

"Because I slept with him."

"Hey!" exclaimed Light, blushing. "I'm not Kira!"

Realizing what he had just said, Light wisely clapped his hands over his mouth.

There then came silence. And stares. Finally, Matsuda, also blushing, stood up and grabbed his coatoff the back of his chair.
"Ahhhhhh, I just remembered, Misa-Misa has a photoshoot soon, I'd best be going now..." and he panicdly ran off.

After another moment, Aizawa snapped.

"Argghhh! I can't take it anymore! Is this a criminal investigation or not!?!" He stormed off.

Soichiro sat there silently, a perfectly blank and neutral look on his face that would make Near proud.

"Light... I hope you know that... I am disappointed in you." He dazedly wandered out of the room.

Light stared at L.

"Well, Light, I told you that you would have to come out to your dad somehow."

"Yes, but not like this!"

There was a long pause, while Light tried to control his anger. After a minute, L ended the silence.

"So, Light, now that we're alone, howsabout it?"

So, how did I do? I don't want to beg for reviews, but as it's my first one, that would just warm my heart this cold, cold winter, and keep me writimg more (quality, might I add) fanfiction. **puppy eyes**