A/N: Hello. This is my first story, hope you like it. : )
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto.
TITLE: So Much For My Happy Vacation (SMFMHV)
SUMMARY: Everyone deserves a vacation, so it is time for our favorite ninjas to have a vacation. One month vacation one month riot, since all of them are going to stay at the same island in the same house and guys are fighting over Sakura. -C-R-A-C-K- story.
PAIRINGS: So many pairings inside the story but it is definitely a Sakura Centric .
"Talking"
'Thinking'
'Inner/Demons'
"Black Zetsu"
(Author's note)
CHAPTER 1: Ticket
Naruto, his friends and enemies stood still in front of a very huge mansion, frozen in awe.
Said mansion was placed in the middle of a small island and that island was known as Nin-island. It has white soft sand, crystal clear water and temperature perfect for summer.
Naruto, his friends and enemies walked inside the mansion.
"Wow," Hinata gasped.
"Cool!" Naruto shouted; his echo stretched out around the huge area.
"Can anyone remind me how did we get here?" Sakura asked; eyes wide and jaws slightly dropped in amusement.
-Flashback-
(Okay, I'll make the flashback shorter as possible as I can.)
Tsunade received a ticket from her fellow villager. It was a gift for her and it says, 'You are welcome to Nin-Island where you can have a vacation for four weeks. Soothe yourself, relax and enjoy.'
Shizune and Kabuto bought the last two Nin-Island tickets from a very mysterious vendor at the forest. The two hoped to have a nice, hot date alone on that island.
Jiraiya received the same ticket from one of his readers. The man thanked his fan with drool on his face, fantasizing women in their bikinis.
Sakura found the ticket in her favorite bag.
Kurenai and Asuma received a gift ticket because they just married last week.
Naruto and Hinata bought tickets from the mysterious vendor who was sitting alone under the sun not far away from the Hokage Tower.
Kiba received the ticket from Akamaru. The incredulously large dog found the ticket while digging the ground on somewhere near Konoha's gate.
Lee and Gai found two tickets while running around the Konoha.
Tenten received the ticket from her mother. Her mother really wanted her precious daughter to have a day-off and rest.
Neji found the ticket lying on the ground while meditating.
A ticket fell on Shikamaru's face while sleeping somewhere at the grass area.
Ino found the ticket on the flowers she was organizing.
Sai received a free ticket from the pencils he bought.
Chouji won the ticket because he ate 100 barbeque steaks for only one hour.
Shino found the ticket on his wallet.
And while Kakashi was reading the 'Icha Icha Paradise', a ticket fell from the book.
At the Sound Village...
Kabuto was unhappy because Orochimaru found the same ticket on one of his prisoners.
Then, Karin bought two tickets for her and Sasuke. The lady was desperate for a date, thus she thought that if they would have a vacation, it would be the same as a date.
At Suna...
A mysterious white owl delivered a ticket to the red haired kazekage. Shukaku was hoping that he would be with hottie hot hot girl but the demon's heart broke as he heard that Temari received the same ticket from Matsuri and Kankuro received one too from his ex-girlfriend. The said ex-girlfriend hoped that Kankuro would be gone in Suna forever. In conclusion, the kazekage would be with his siblings.
At the Akatsuki hideout...
Konan bought a ticket. She actually wanted to be with Pein but she was too shy to ask him. Luckily and surprisingly for her, Pein asked her. He has ticket too- well he killed someone to get the ticket because he doesn't have any money.
Konan should have been delighted, until she found out that the other Akatsuki members had same tickets too. Then it made her realized that her plan date was ruined.
Tsunade gave her permission to all ninjas who wanted to have a vacation at nin-island because she was going too and Anko would be the sub-Hokage.
To go to nin-island they must take a ship first.
There was only one ship that would and could take them to nin-island and it would depart the next day exactly at 9:00 AM and would arrive there approximately at 10:00 PM.
So it only meant one thing. Naruto, his friends and Enemies would be meeting each other sooner than everyone thought.
A/N: Maybe I'll write the next chapter a bit longer, hehe. I hope you'll give a review and tell me what you think, and also I need some ideas, hehe.
Oh by the way here are the pairings,
Sakura x Gaara, Akatsuki(except Pein and Konan), Neji, Sai, Kakashi, Shino, Sasuke
Hinata x Naruto
Temari x Shikamaru
Ino x Kankuro, Kiba, Chouji
Tsunade x Jiraiya, Orochimaru
Tenten x Lee
Kurenai x Asuma
Konan x Pein
Shizune x Kabuto
Karin x Sasuke (Honestly, I dislike this pairing.)
I revived some of dead characters like Sasori and Deidara because well, I like them hehe. Okay that's all.