Disclaimers: I *grr* do *grr* not *GRRRRRRRRRRRR* own X.
Notes: did I mention how pointless this is? And I wrote this while I was sugar high and didn't know what the fell I was talking about.
The TEDDY BEAR REPUBLIC!!!!!!!! And how it lost power to Fuuma's Frog.
By: ^_^^_~~_~
The TEDDY BEAR REPUBLIC follows this cycle of rules:
1) See a teddy bear. AWWWW.....It's so cute!!!!! Pet it and treat it all nice!
2) Worship the teddy bear........Follow its orders.........
3) It's old...THROW THE DARN THING AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4) Aww....It's a NEW teddy bear! And it's so CUTE!!!!!!! Let's buy it and pet it and treat it all nice!!!!!! ^_^
So..In accordance, we all worship Karen's teddy bear: big long line outside of Karen's house.
Karen: ^_^ Wow! Are all you guys coming for some nice relaxation *seductive smile*
People: No! We're here to worship the teddy bear!
Karen: *puzzled* My teddy bear? But you can't do anything with a teddy bear. But you can sure do SOMETHING with me. *pats leg*
People ignore her and trample on her and go into her house. Person takes teddy bear and puts on altar in center of room. People all bow down with their foreheads touching the ground, the arms stretched out in front of them with palms flat on ground. Goes up. Then down again. Then up. Then down again. Then up again. And-You get the idea.
So..in accordance, Karen's house is NOT a house for people looking for a prostitute to please them *cough cough censor censor*.it's a house for people to worship the teddy bear.
Yuzuriha (TEDDY BEARS!!!!!!!! WAI!!!!!!!!) goes. Worships teddy bear.
Kusanagi (accompanies Yuzu-chan.cute stuffed animal.why not? ^_^) goes. Worships teddy bear.
Seishirou (like teddy bears. Nice and cuddly, like Subaru-kun ^_^) goes. Worships teddy bear.
Subaru (dragged by Seishirou, started bawling in the end and muttering something about Hokuto and her teddy bear) goes. Worships teddy bear.
Sorata (believes teddy bear brings good luck) goes. Worships teddy bear.
Yuuto (goes to see Karen) goes. Worships teddy bear.
Hinoto (evil plan) goes. Worships teddy bear. Thinking about using teddy bear to take over the world and kill all the Seals.
Kanoe (following Hinoto) goes. Worships teddy bear and to have a "I'm the better ho!" contest with Karen afterwards. But unluckily for Karen.and Kanoe, Yuuto won that contest.^_^'''''''''
Kamui goes. Sees teddy bear. Starts crying about Kotori's teddy bear (assuming she ever had one.also assuming that it isn't decapitated already..).
Fuuma goes. Stares at the teddy bear. Starts glaring at it.
Fuuma: GAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FROGS ARE FRICKIN' BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everybody then worships Fuuma's frog.
Now the rules for the FUUMA'S FROGGY THEOCRACY:
1) See Fuuma's green stuffed frog. AWWWW.....It's so cute!!!!! Pet it and treat it all nice!
2) Worship the frog........Follow its orders (or rather, Fuuma's..).........
3) It's old...THROW THE DARN THING AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! And piss off Fuuma and get killed by him in the process.^_^;;;;;;;;;;
4) Aww....It's a NEW frog! And it's so CUTE!!!!!!! Let's buy it and pet it and treat it all nice!!!!!! ^_^ (assuming that the decapitated head is still "living")
Owari~
Yuzu-chan: *sniffles* BUT WHAT ABOUT INUKI!!?!??!?!?!??!??
^_^^_~~_~: O.O!!! THAT WAS SOOOOOOO RANDOM!!!!
Notes: did I mention how pointless this is? And I wrote this while I was sugar high and didn't know what the fell I was talking about.
The TEDDY BEAR REPUBLIC!!!!!!!! And how it lost power to Fuuma's Frog.
By: ^_^^_~~_~
The TEDDY BEAR REPUBLIC follows this cycle of rules:
1) See a teddy bear. AWWWW.....It's so cute!!!!! Pet it and treat it all nice!
2) Worship the teddy bear........Follow its orders.........
3) It's old...THROW THE DARN THING AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4) Aww....It's a NEW teddy bear! And it's so CUTE!!!!!!! Let's buy it and pet it and treat it all nice!!!!!! ^_^
So..In accordance, we all worship Karen's teddy bear: big long line outside of Karen's house.
Karen: ^_^ Wow! Are all you guys coming for some nice relaxation *seductive smile*
People: No! We're here to worship the teddy bear!
Karen: *puzzled* My teddy bear? But you can't do anything with a teddy bear. But you can sure do SOMETHING with me. *pats leg*
People ignore her and trample on her and go into her house. Person takes teddy bear and puts on altar in center of room. People all bow down with their foreheads touching the ground, the arms stretched out in front of them with palms flat on ground. Goes up. Then down again. Then up. Then down again. Then up again. And-You get the idea.
So..in accordance, Karen's house is NOT a house for people looking for a prostitute to please them *cough cough censor censor*.it's a house for people to worship the teddy bear.
Yuzuriha (TEDDY BEARS!!!!!!!! WAI!!!!!!!!) goes. Worships teddy bear.
Kusanagi (accompanies Yuzu-chan.cute stuffed animal.why not? ^_^) goes. Worships teddy bear.
Seishirou (like teddy bears. Nice and cuddly, like Subaru-kun ^_^) goes. Worships teddy bear.
Subaru (dragged by Seishirou, started bawling in the end and muttering something about Hokuto and her teddy bear) goes. Worships teddy bear.
Sorata (believes teddy bear brings good luck) goes. Worships teddy bear.
Yuuto (goes to see Karen) goes. Worships teddy bear.
Hinoto (evil plan) goes. Worships teddy bear. Thinking about using teddy bear to take over the world and kill all the Seals.
Kanoe (following Hinoto) goes. Worships teddy bear and to have a "I'm the better ho!" contest with Karen afterwards. But unluckily for Karen.and Kanoe, Yuuto won that contest.^_^'''''''''
Kamui goes. Sees teddy bear. Starts crying about Kotori's teddy bear (assuming she ever had one.also assuming that it isn't decapitated already..).
Fuuma goes. Stares at the teddy bear. Starts glaring at it.
Fuuma: GAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FROGS ARE FRICKIN' BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everybody then worships Fuuma's frog.
Now the rules for the FUUMA'S FROGGY THEOCRACY:
1) See Fuuma's green stuffed frog. AWWWW.....It's so cute!!!!! Pet it and treat it all nice!
2) Worship the frog........Follow its orders (or rather, Fuuma's..).........
3) It's old...THROW THE DARN THING AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! And piss off Fuuma and get killed by him in the process.^_^;;;;;;;;;;
4) Aww....It's a NEW frog! And it's so CUTE!!!!!!! Let's buy it and pet it and treat it all nice!!!!!! ^_^ (assuming that the decapitated head is still "living")
Owari~
Yuzu-chan: *sniffles* BUT WHAT ABOUT INUKI!!?!??!?!?!??!??
^_^^_~~_~: O.O!!! THAT WAS SOOOOOOO RANDOM!!!!