Naruto had been in a bit of a pickle when his favorite song began pooling through the speakers in his local grocery store.
He tried to continue searching for his favorite instant ramen through the aisles and shelves only mumbling the tune to himself. However, to Naruto's slight embarrassment, he quickly began swaying to the song, then eventually he threw a packet of ramen into his cart and damned it all, because he really had to jam.
So, Naruto began swaying his hips as he went through the aisles continuing his shopping in a less discreet way than before. Not before long, Naruto slowed to a stop and began to include the rest of his body into his on person miniature dance party. With eyes closed, Naruto continued his fluid movements.
In
The
Middle
Of
The
Grocery Store.
Sasuke cursed when he turned the corner to the next aisle and saw Naruto mid-dance, and would swear that he turned around the moment he saw Naruto. However, Sasuke stayed behind Naruto and watched him dance. Sasuke was prideful, and would never say it aloud, but Naruto was incredibly cute dancing so dorky in public.
This position continued for a minute, until Naruto began to sing along with the song. Sasuke could handle the dobe embarrassing himself, but he was not going to allow Naruto to embarrassing him with his... screeching.
"Oh, baby, every moorning there are mountains to climb
Taking all my time
Oh, when I get up, this is what I see
Welcome to reality"
Now not able to emotionally handle this situation and level of embarrassment that would come with others finding him with Naruto like- like this, Sasuke rushed towards Naruto with panicked eyes and hastily constrained Naruto with his hand over Naruto's mouth.
Sasuke let Naruto go after the song had finished, and Naruto looked up toward Sasuke with a smirk, and only said: "Kinky."
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Oh gosh, I'm sorry.
I had 30 minutes extra this morning and, well, this happened.
I really like REALiTi by Grimes.