Disclaimer: We don't own, Earthbound, Pokemon, Star Fox, and Dragon Ball Z/GT (More Disclaimers coming in later chapters)
Reson why it's in game cossover: About 5 out of 6 people in here star in one game.
WARRING-Contains some Out-of-the ordinary couples and silly Yaoi/Shonen Ai/Slash (This is the first I ever made with that in it so I don't know if that's good). Game/Anime charters WAAAYYY out of...charter and...well...just plain odd...You have been warned.....bawhahahaha!! *get hit with mallet*
Oddest Crossover O_o'
Episode 1: Denial.
EBK: Hiya
JR1234: hello!
EBK: Ness is out with Paula and Jeff and Poo is meditating
Poo: Um....Um.......Um....Um....
JR1234: cool!
Fox: ::sigh:: Paula...
EBK: Paula?
JR1234: where'd you come from?
Fox: uh.. Don't know.
EBK: ...
Ash: hello again!
EBK: Hi Poo: Um....Um...
Ash: ^^
EBK: ^_^
Poo: Um.....Um...
Fox: does he ever stop?
EBK: Who?
Poo: Um...Um...
Fox: Poo
Poo: Fox
EBK: He ended
JR1234: cool!
Fox: Hi Poo!
Ash: who are you?
Jeff: ::walks in a grabs something::
EBK: Poo?
Jeff: ::walks out::
Ash: yeah.
Fox: he's not familiar with earthbound.
Poo: ooo....
JR1234: yeah, he's a Pokemon nerd.
Ash: no I'm not!
Jeff: ::as leaving:: Pokemon!!!!
Ash: yeah! I'm a Pokemon master!
Fox: you wish
Jeff: ::pulls out his blaster gun time :: DDDDIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!
::shoots ash::
Ash: :: stares::
Fox: its too bad he can't shoot thru the computer
Jeff: ::walks out::
JR1234: does he hate Pokemon?
EBK: Oh yeah
JR1234: figures
Jeff: ::walks in:: Oh yeah...Paula sent me away ... now I stay here...hi
JR1234: hi
Fox: hi!
Ash: hi!
Jeff: Hi! Hi! Die!
JR1234: hey! I like Pokemon!
Jeff: Die! Hi! Die!
Fox: uh.... I like team rocket
JR1234: he outa know, he's dating cassidy
Jeff: Okay,,,
EBK: I know something about Jeff ^_^
Poo: O-O
JR1234: really? I wanna hear it!
Fox: me too!
Ash: me three
Jeff: Don't you even,....
EBK: Okay...
JR1234: ^^
Fox: please!!!!
EBK: He likes Poo!! I have picture Ness gave me!!
Jeff: What?!
Poo: Huh?!
Ness: ::from somewhere in the house:: Heheh
JR1234: cool!
Fox: hi Ness!
Ash: hi, who are you?
Ness: Uh..i wasn't here ::runs::
Ash: wait! Who are you?!!
JR1234: you don't wanna know
Poo: ::looks at pictures::
Jeff: ::looks at pictures::
Both: Ness made these!
Fox: oh yeah, Cassidy is dating Falco. Not me!
EBK: OoOo
Ash: what do the pictures have on them?
EBK: Do you want them?
Jeff & Poo: No! No! Nooo!!
JR1234, Fox, and Ash: OH YEAH!
EBK: :: laugh evilly and takes pictures:: okay just hold on ^_^
Poo & Jeff: ::cry::
JR1234: aw...poor Poo and Jeff
Jeff: ::rips three pictures up:: Haha!!!!
EBK: I still have two!
JR1234: cool!
Ash: hmm. this reminds me of the time whenever Misty took
pictures of me with James.
Fox and JR1234: :: stares::
Poo: What?
Jeff:...
EBK: Sending!
Ash: what? I was only asking him if I could borrow a rose for Misty.
EBK: The pics are sent :: laughs evilly::
Jeff: ::blushes:: there fake
JR1234, Fox, and Ash: ::laugh heads off from pictures::
Fox: those are not fake. ::starts laughing again::
EBK: Hahaha!!
Jeff: yes they are
Poo: They look real.
Jeff: :: hits Poo with Pikachic's mallet:: Fake!!
JR1234: hmm. I guess that explains why I can't find my mallet
Ash and Fox: THEY'RE REAL!!!
Jeff: ::finsh making something:: Me and Poo have girl friends!! And here the picture!
JR1234: mmm OK.
EBK: :: looks at pictures:: Dude...that you with Paula's head on...::sweatdrop:: here look
Fox: :: laughs at that thought::
EBK: Sent
EBK: Hm..if you look close at Poo and Jeff they look like there holding hands
JR1234, Fox, and Ash: ::laugh heads off again::
Poo: Jeff made them just now
Jeff: .....gggrr..
Fox: I know because you can tell that's fake. ::laughs:: ::sigh:: Paula...`
Jeff: :: crying:: I don't love Poo....I love puala...::runs out::
Ash: what's with him?
JR1234: he's gotta crush on Paula.
Ash: oh.
Poo: But those pics are fake
JR1234: LOL
Fox: why do you say that I have a crush on Paula?
EBK: Poo and Jeff sitting in a tree!
JR1234: cause you do. Member last time, you told us all that you kissed her once.
Fox: ........ I said that?
EBK: ::nods:: I was there
JR1234: see! So what's your story Fox?
Fox: uh...no story!
Ash: Fox and Paula, sitting in a ..........
Fox: if you even finish that...
EBK: Well..it's better than Poo and Jeff :: shudders::
JR1234: that's true.
Ash: tree. K I S ..... NO.. F U ... :: gets hit by blaster::
Fox: SHUT UP YOU FRIGGIN JERK!
Ash: ow... allright allright!
Poo: :: crying:: I don't know anything anymore....
EBK: ::sweatdrop::
JR1234, Fox, and Ash: :: sweatdrops::
EBK: I'll be right back with Poo ::drags him out of room::
ALL 3: Ok!
JR1234: what should we do while they're gone?
Ash: I don't know. wanna make fun of Fox and Paula again?
Fox: SHUT UP! THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!
EBK: ::walks in with Ness and Paula holding hands::
JR1234: oooo. love birds.
EBK: Poo and Jeff are at a Shrink
Ash: figures
Ness & Paula: ::walk into Ness's room::
EBK: O_O
Fox: ::sigh::
EBK: Ok...
JR1234: give it up Fox!
Fox: I can't help it! I LOVE HER!!!!
Ness: :: peers out:: Turn on the air conditon....it's hot in here...::goes back in::
EBK: Uh....erm...::ahem::
JR1234: :: goes crazy and runs outside::
Ash: what's with her?
Fox: beats me. ::sigh::
Ash: we know, we know.
Poo: :: walks in crying::
Jeff: ::walks in crying::
EBK: Hey...it is hot in here...::wipes brow::
Misty: :: Walks in with a Pikachu with eyelashes and a pink bow.::ASH KETCHUM!! KEEP YOUR GAY PIKACHU AWAY FROM ME!!! :: drops it on floor and leaves::
EBK: Okay...
Ash: but Pikachu is with Tracy.
Fox: hmm.....
Jeff: :: still crying:: I hate that Mr. Shrink guy!! He said me and Poo are in denial...
Poo: :: floats away::
Pikachu: :: write something down and holds it up.:: paper says ** IT'S ME! JR1234!!! THIS IS MY ALTER EGO PIKACHIC**
EBK: OoO
Fox: I don't blame that shrink.
Jeff: :: sniffs:: W-Why?
Ash: get real Pikachu!
Fox: cause you guys are in denial.
EBK: OoOo
Jeff: :: sniffs:: N-N-No
Fox: ask Peppy, he's a shrink when he's not piloting with us.
EBK: ookk
Jeff: OK
Fox: it's true, he is! He helped Slippy out when he kept denying that he wasn't gay.
Paula: :: pops out:: I Knew it!!!
Jeff: But im not :: cries::
EBK: ....
Ash: :: stares::
EBK: Uh...I think I'll go..
Pikachic: ::typing:: IT'S REALLY ME JR1234 AND I'M NOT ASH'S PIKACHU!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!!!
EBK: OooO...I'll try...::lifts a figure:: Okay tired..
::A huge flash of light comes through the room and JR1234 reappears and Pikachic is gone.::
EBK: OoOoOo bye Pikachic...-_-
JR1234: sorry, that was my alter ego Pikachic.
Fox: but that's was your author name.
EBK: ::nods::
Jeff: :: still crying::
Poo: walks out door::
Ness: still inside with Paula::
JR1234: well, Zelda got mad at me and cursed me. Luckily this only happens for 5 minutes a day.
EBK: oh ho! Interesting...
Fox: you guys really need to see Peppy.
Ash: is that cop woman your Mom sal?
JR1234: yeah why?
Jeff: But im not gay..Poo is!
Poo: Am not..
Ash: she's here.
JR1234: AAA!
Jeff: I'm not gay!!!
JR1234: you can't prove it.
Fox: Poo, you really need a shrink.
Paula: Jeff's Gay?
Ness Hehehe ya..
Poo: Me?
EBK: These people are weird....
Fox: you and Poo. I was here earlier member?
JR1234: no kidding
Paula: Fox...
Fox: oops, you and Jeff. Sorry.
Fox: Paula?
Ness: Jeff?
Ash: uh....
Poo: JR1234?
Jeff: Mommy?
JR1234: EBK?
EBK: Ash?
Fox: Ness?
Ness: Paula?
Paula: Fox?
Ash: um...
Fox: Paula?
EBK: Poo?
Poo: Jeff?
JR1234: Ness?
Ness: Ash?
Ash: ..........
Fox: EBK??
EBK: Fox?
Fox: Paula?
Paula: Ness?
Ness: What!?!?!?!?!!
JR1234: ok, this is getting weird.
EBK: :: nods::
JR1234: hey! What happened to Trunks?
EBK: And Goten
JR1234: oh, Goten is still unconscious by the mallet
Jeff: cries::
JR1234: but I have no clue where Trunks is?
Fox: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM JEFF?!!
Jeff: Im not in denial
JR1234: he's in denial.
Poo: You must cope with your true feeling...but I have already ::gets whack by a mallet::
JR1234: am I ever gonna get my mallet back?
Jeff: :: cries:: here ::hands to JR1234::
JR1234: ::feels guilty:: na you keep it. I've got 10 more just like it anyway.
Poo: ::wakes up:: I hate you Jeff :: falls back::
Fox: he really needs to see a shrink.
Paula: Why?
Fox: I don't know. I just think he needs to one that's all.
Ash: Fox and ......
Fox: SHUT UP!!! NOWS NOT THE TIME FOR THAT!!!
Ness: Jeff gay Paula..that why
Paula: :: gasp::
Ness: But we said that about....5 million times!
Jeff: wwwwaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::cries::
JR1234: ooooooookkkkkkkkkaaaaaaayyyyyyy
EBK: Uh,
Fox: meh, I knew he was gay the whole time.
Ness: Just like Slippy?
Fox: yep.
Ash: Brocks gay
EBK: WHA?
Paula: Fox...I remember you now
Ash: yep, he just pretends to crowd around all the Jennies and Joys just to make it look like he's not gay. You can tell it doesn't work.
Fox: uh...really? Oh man.
EBK: I think Ash is gay and in Deniel..like Jeff
Fox: cause I don't really member you and....
JR1234: Oh give it up Fox!
Ash: I'M NOT GAY! I'M IN LOVE WITH MISTY!!!
EBK: *nods* That what they all say
JR1234: It's true. He's not gay. he kissed me a few minutes ago.
EBK: OoOo good..
Ash: I'm not the one whose gay. But I'll tell you who Brock likes.
Jeff: Who?
Ash: he is in love with :: drum roll::.................. PROFESSOR OAK!!!
Gary: AAAHHH!!!! ::passes out::
EBK: How long has he been here?
JR1234: really?
Fox: I think I remember you now Paula.
Jeff: Cool.. WHAT!?!?!?!?!!
Paula: o
Fox: uh ... yeah.
Ness: Tell me
JR1234: ooo this I gotta hear!
Poo: ::wakes up::
Poo: I had the nicest dream. Anyway, what did I miss?
Ash: ........... you don't wanna know
Poo: ppppplllleeeeaaaasse! I'll tell you my dream
Ash: uh ... that's ok
Poo: Good
JR1234: I wanna know what it was?
Poo: Uh..hey look a flying Pig...wait..it time for that Shrink thing bye
Fox: bout time!
Poo: ::walks out dragging Jeff who's crying::
Ash: are you sure they're not going to couples therapy group?
EBK: Wait..let me look
JR1234: LOL!
JR1234: anyway Fox, how do you know Paula?
Fox: uh...what are you talking about?
Ash: ehehe. he's fidgeting.
Ash gets hit by Fox's blaster.
EBK: There going to "Gay something
Paula: He kissed me
Fox: ALLRIGHT! I ADMIT IT! I KISSED PAULA!!!! HAPPY NOW?!!!
Ness: Oh...::begin to cry a little::
Paula: Oh, I never told you...
Ash: ::at a lose for words::
Paula: Ness don't cry...Jeff cried enough today..
Ness: Wah!
JR1234: she's right. he did.
EBK: ::nods::
Ness: ::runs out door with Paula close behind::
Trunks: ::walks in.:: I'm back from the Simpson place! ::looks around and sees that everyone is either staring or crying:: ok, what'd I miss?
EBK: ::cracks knuckles:: Ok..wanna tell him?
JR1234: I don't wanna tell him.
EBK: Not me
Trunks: COM'ON, I WANNA KNOW WHAT I MISSED!!!
EBK: Okay Okay Tell him Ash
Ash: do I have to? I've opened my mouth enough tonight?
EBK: Ness and the others are all out
Fox: well don't look at me. I'm not telling him about 5 minutes ago.
EBK: Okay I will...
Ash: ok, ok. I'll tell him
EBK: Okay
Ash: ok, you can
EBK: No no, go ahead
Ash: allright allright
EBK: Ok
Ash: anyway, we learned a few things about Jeff and Poo. turns out that they're gay and they're both in denial.
Trunks: ::stares:: oookkkaaayyy
Ash: and um.. I'll let EBK finish. ::hides in closet::
EBK: Finish what? Oh yeah, Fox loves Paula and Brock love Prof. Oak
Trunks: woah, ya don't that every day.
EBK: Ya..hey Poo and Jeff are coming back soon
Gary: ::gets up and walks away::
Fox: so I guess we shouldn't stare at them.
Ash: ::comes out of the closet.:: GARY"S A LOSER!!!
JR1234: now you really don't see that every day!
Gary: ::stops:: I hate you.
EBK: Ya
Gary: ::walks away::
EBK: :: theirs a sound outside:: There coming!
Fox: hey people, be honest with me. Is Ness gonna kill me when he comes back?
EBK: Oh ya
Ash, JR1234, and Trunks: :: laugh::
Ness: ::walks in crying with Poo patting his shoulder and Jeff crying::
Fox: uh.... Bye! ::hides under the bed::
Ness: Wah!
Poo: He depressed
JR1234: yes we can all tell.
Jeff: ::stops crying:: but not because of the hole Paula/Fox thing
Ash: then why?
Jeff: I don't know yet...Only Poo
Ash: oh.
EBK: Huh?
Fox: does this mean I can quit hiding now?
EBK: I guess..
Fox: ok ::crawls out from under bed::
Ness: ::walks into his room crying and closes door::
Poo: Poor kid
EBK: ::nods::..i think.
JR1234: I agree with EBK
Trunks: I think I'll go to bed. :: gets in JR1234's bed::
JR1234: HEY! YOUR BED IS ON THE COUCH!!!
Trunks: oh, sorry. good night all! :: goes to living room::
Jeff: Who was that?
JR1234: Trunks. He and Goten help me with my fics.
Jeff: Oh...
Ash: can I help you with your fics?
JR1234: no! You neither Fox!
Fox: uh... I don't wanna help you anyway!
Paula: Hi
Fox: uh.. hi Paula!
Paula: Hi denial boy. Hi other denial boy.
Jeff: Im not in denial.
JR1234: who's the other one?
Poo:...me......
Fox: you are too in denial Jeff.
JR1234: oh yeah!
Jeff: Am not
Jeff: I love Paula.
Paula: ew
JR1234: uh.. No offense but that's kinda disgusting.
Poo: But..
Ness: ::pops out of room:: no..
Fox: AAA! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!!
Ash: Fox, chill out!
Ness: Don't worry...Paula loves Poo.
Poo: What?
Paula: Uh..nnooo i love Ness, but if you don't love me i love fox
Ash: What?!!!
Fox: Really?
Jeff: Haha! If Poo isn't Gay them Im not!
Ash: I still don't buy it.
Poo: I'm gay?
EBK: ....
JR1234: He still thinks your gay Jeff!
Fox: HE JUST ADMITTED IT! HE'S GAY!!!
EBK: who?
Fox: Poo
Poo: I am?
Fox: yes
Poo: Oh...okay...
All 3: :: stares::
Paula: ::walks out with Ness::
JR1234: well, I guess that mystery is solved.
EBK: Uh huh...so...do you think there will be a wedding?
Fox: yeah. :: sigh:: Paula..
JR1234 and Ash: SHUT UP FOX!!!!
EBK: ::thinks something:: a double wedding? lol
Jeff: Wah
JR1234 and Ash: LOL!
Fox: ::hides in the dark corner:: I NEVER WANNA FALL IN LOVE AGAIN!!!! ::starts crying:: WAHHH!!!!
Jeff: Okay Okay...if i say that I'm gay, Will you stop saying I am?
EBK: Poor Fox
Ash: no
Poo: I knew he was gay
Ash: who didn't
EBK: ::in stupid voice:: Uh....not me!
JR1234: uh.. I kinda knew
Jeff: I'm gay right know, but if you keep saying I'm gay I wont be gay anymore
EBK & Poo: Huh?
EBK: Where's Falco?
Fox: I DON'T KNOW!!!
Ash: isn't he on a date with Katt?
Fox: WAAAAAAAHH1!!!!!!
Poo: Aw
Ash: am I making things worse?
Paula: ::runs in crying::
JR1234: what happened?
EBK: Hey Fox...I think she free again
Fox: I DON'T CARE!!! WAAAAAAH!!!
Ness: ::walks in slowly with his head down::
Ash: your not crying on my shoulder tonight k.
JR1234: ok peoples, what happened?
Ness: I don't want to talk about it...You can take her Fox
Fox: :: sniff:: why? what'd you do to her?
Ness: ::walks into room::
Ash: I guess it must be that bad!
Paula: ::runs out into Fox's arms crying::
JR1234: woah, how'd she get here that fast?
Ash: beats me?
EBK: Teleport Beta?
Poo: Only I can do that..and Ness....
JR1234 and Ash: oh.
Ash: Sabrina can do it
EBK: Who?
Ash: the saffron city gym leader
EBK: OoOo
Jeff: The gay one?
JR1234: everyone is gay to you
Ash: That's Brock...is it just me or is Gay the word of the day?
JR1234: yeah, that's her!
Poo: Today's word is Gay-
Door: :: there is a knock at the door.::
Falco: hey, what'd we miss?
Katt: really?
EBK: Hi
Jeff: :: thinking:: We have a door?
JR1234: I do!
EBK: Tell them Ash
To be continued...
Reson why it's in game cossover: About 5 out of 6 people in here star in one game.
WARRING-Contains some Out-of-the ordinary couples and silly Yaoi/Shonen Ai/Slash (This is the first I ever made with that in it so I don't know if that's good). Game/Anime charters WAAAYYY out of...charter and...well...just plain odd...You have been warned.....bawhahahaha!! *get hit with mallet*
Oddest Crossover O_o'
Episode 1: Denial.
EBK: Hiya
JR1234: hello!
EBK: Ness is out with Paula and Jeff and Poo is meditating
Poo: Um....Um.......Um....Um....
JR1234: cool!
Fox: ::sigh:: Paula...
EBK: Paula?
JR1234: where'd you come from?
Fox: uh.. Don't know.
EBK: ...
Ash: hello again!
EBK: Hi Poo: Um....Um...
Ash: ^^
EBK: ^_^
Poo: Um.....Um...
Fox: does he ever stop?
EBK: Who?
Poo: Um...Um...
Fox: Poo
Poo: Fox
EBK: He ended
JR1234: cool!
Fox: Hi Poo!
Ash: who are you?
Jeff: ::walks in a grabs something::
EBK: Poo?
Jeff: ::walks out::
Ash: yeah.
Fox: he's not familiar with earthbound.
Poo: ooo....
JR1234: yeah, he's a Pokemon nerd.
Ash: no I'm not!
Jeff: ::as leaving:: Pokemon!!!!
Ash: yeah! I'm a Pokemon master!
Fox: you wish
Jeff: ::pulls out his blaster gun time :: DDDDIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!
::shoots ash::
Ash: :: stares::
Fox: its too bad he can't shoot thru the computer
Jeff: ::walks out::
JR1234: does he hate Pokemon?
EBK: Oh yeah
JR1234: figures
Jeff: ::walks in:: Oh yeah...Paula sent me away ... now I stay here...hi
JR1234: hi
Fox: hi!
Ash: hi!
Jeff: Hi! Hi! Die!
JR1234: hey! I like Pokemon!
Jeff: Die! Hi! Die!
Fox: uh.... I like team rocket
JR1234: he outa know, he's dating cassidy
Jeff: Okay,,,
EBK: I know something about Jeff ^_^
Poo: O-O
JR1234: really? I wanna hear it!
Fox: me too!
Ash: me three
Jeff: Don't you even,....
EBK: Okay...
JR1234: ^^
Fox: please!!!!
EBK: He likes Poo!! I have picture Ness gave me!!
Jeff: What?!
Poo: Huh?!
Ness: ::from somewhere in the house:: Heheh
JR1234: cool!
Fox: hi Ness!
Ash: hi, who are you?
Ness: Uh..i wasn't here ::runs::
Ash: wait! Who are you?!!
JR1234: you don't wanna know
Poo: ::looks at pictures::
Jeff: ::looks at pictures::
Both: Ness made these!
Fox: oh yeah, Cassidy is dating Falco. Not me!
EBK: OoOo
Ash: what do the pictures have on them?
EBK: Do you want them?
Jeff & Poo: No! No! Nooo!!
JR1234, Fox, and Ash: OH YEAH!
EBK: :: laugh evilly and takes pictures:: okay just hold on ^_^
Poo & Jeff: ::cry::
JR1234: aw...poor Poo and Jeff
Jeff: ::rips three pictures up:: Haha!!!!
EBK: I still have two!
JR1234: cool!
Ash: hmm. this reminds me of the time whenever Misty took
pictures of me with James.
Fox and JR1234: :: stares::
Poo: What?
Jeff:...
EBK: Sending!
Ash: what? I was only asking him if I could borrow a rose for Misty.
EBK: The pics are sent :: laughs evilly::
Jeff: ::blushes:: there fake
JR1234, Fox, and Ash: ::laugh heads off from pictures::
Fox: those are not fake. ::starts laughing again::
EBK: Hahaha!!
Jeff: yes they are
Poo: They look real.
Jeff: :: hits Poo with Pikachic's mallet:: Fake!!
JR1234: hmm. I guess that explains why I can't find my mallet
Ash and Fox: THEY'RE REAL!!!
Jeff: ::finsh making something:: Me and Poo have girl friends!! And here the picture!
JR1234: mmm OK.
EBK: :: looks at pictures:: Dude...that you with Paula's head on...::sweatdrop:: here look
Fox: :: laughs at that thought::
EBK: Sent
EBK: Hm..if you look close at Poo and Jeff they look like there holding hands
JR1234, Fox, and Ash: ::laugh heads off again::
Poo: Jeff made them just now
Jeff: .....gggrr..
Fox: I know because you can tell that's fake. ::laughs:: ::sigh:: Paula...`
Jeff: :: crying:: I don't love Poo....I love puala...::runs out::
Ash: what's with him?
JR1234: he's gotta crush on Paula.
Ash: oh.
Poo: But those pics are fake
JR1234: LOL
Fox: why do you say that I have a crush on Paula?
EBK: Poo and Jeff sitting in a tree!
JR1234: cause you do. Member last time, you told us all that you kissed her once.
Fox: ........ I said that?
EBK: ::nods:: I was there
JR1234: see! So what's your story Fox?
Fox: uh...no story!
Ash: Fox and Paula, sitting in a ..........
Fox: if you even finish that...
EBK: Well..it's better than Poo and Jeff :: shudders::
JR1234: that's true.
Ash: tree. K I S ..... NO.. F U ... :: gets hit by blaster::
Fox: SHUT UP YOU FRIGGIN JERK!
Ash: ow... allright allright!
Poo: :: crying:: I don't know anything anymore....
EBK: ::sweatdrop::
JR1234, Fox, and Ash: :: sweatdrops::
EBK: I'll be right back with Poo ::drags him out of room::
ALL 3: Ok!
JR1234: what should we do while they're gone?
Ash: I don't know. wanna make fun of Fox and Paula again?
Fox: SHUT UP! THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!
EBK: ::walks in with Ness and Paula holding hands::
JR1234: oooo. love birds.
EBK: Poo and Jeff are at a Shrink
Ash: figures
Ness & Paula: ::walk into Ness's room::
EBK: O_O
Fox: ::sigh::
EBK: Ok...
JR1234: give it up Fox!
Fox: I can't help it! I LOVE HER!!!!
Ness: :: peers out:: Turn on the air conditon....it's hot in here...::goes back in::
EBK: Uh....erm...::ahem::
JR1234: :: goes crazy and runs outside::
Ash: what's with her?
Fox: beats me. ::sigh::
Ash: we know, we know.
Poo: :: walks in crying::
Jeff: ::walks in crying::
EBK: Hey...it is hot in here...::wipes brow::
Misty: :: Walks in with a Pikachu with eyelashes and a pink bow.::ASH KETCHUM!! KEEP YOUR GAY PIKACHU AWAY FROM ME!!! :: drops it on floor and leaves::
EBK: Okay...
Ash: but Pikachu is with Tracy.
Fox: hmm.....
Jeff: :: still crying:: I hate that Mr. Shrink guy!! He said me and Poo are in denial...
Poo: :: floats away::
Pikachu: :: write something down and holds it up.:: paper says ** IT'S ME! JR1234!!! THIS IS MY ALTER EGO PIKACHIC**
EBK: OoO
Fox: I don't blame that shrink.
Jeff: :: sniffs:: W-Why?
Ash: get real Pikachu!
Fox: cause you guys are in denial.
EBK: OoOo
Jeff: :: sniffs:: N-N-No
Fox: ask Peppy, he's a shrink when he's not piloting with us.
EBK: ookk
Jeff: OK
Fox: it's true, he is! He helped Slippy out when he kept denying that he wasn't gay.
Paula: :: pops out:: I Knew it!!!
Jeff: But im not :: cries::
EBK: ....
Ash: :: stares::
EBK: Uh...I think I'll go..
Pikachic: ::typing:: IT'S REALLY ME JR1234 AND I'M NOT ASH'S PIKACHU!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!!!
EBK: OooO...I'll try...::lifts a figure:: Okay tired..
::A huge flash of light comes through the room and JR1234 reappears and Pikachic is gone.::
EBK: OoOoOo bye Pikachic...-_-
JR1234: sorry, that was my alter ego Pikachic.
Fox: but that's was your author name.
EBK: ::nods::
Jeff: :: still crying::
Poo: walks out door::
Ness: still inside with Paula::
JR1234: well, Zelda got mad at me and cursed me. Luckily this only happens for 5 minutes a day.
EBK: oh ho! Interesting...
Fox: you guys really need to see Peppy.
Ash: is that cop woman your Mom sal?
JR1234: yeah why?
Jeff: But im not gay..Poo is!
Poo: Am not..
Ash: she's here.
JR1234: AAA!
Jeff: I'm not gay!!!
JR1234: you can't prove it.
Fox: Poo, you really need a shrink.
Paula: Jeff's Gay?
Ness Hehehe ya..
Poo: Me?
EBK: These people are weird....
Fox: you and Poo. I was here earlier member?
JR1234: no kidding
Paula: Fox...
Fox: oops, you and Jeff. Sorry.
Fox: Paula?
Ness: Jeff?
Ash: uh....
Poo: JR1234?
Jeff: Mommy?
JR1234: EBK?
EBK: Ash?
Fox: Ness?
Ness: Paula?
Paula: Fox?
Ash: um...
Fox: Paula?
EBK: Poo?
Poo: Jeff?
JR1234: Ness?
Ness: Ash?
Ash: ..........
Fox: EBK??
EBK: Fox?
Fox: Paula?
Paula: Ness?
Ness: What!?!?!?!?!!
JR1234: ok, this is getting weird.
EBK: :: nods::
JR1234: hey! What happened to Trunks?
EBK: And Goten
JR1234: oh, Goten is still unconscious by the mallet
Jeff: cries::
JR1234: but I have no clue where Trunks is?
Fox: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM JEFF?!!
Jeff: Im not in denial
JR1234: he's in denial.
Poo: You must cope with your true feeling...but I have already ::gets whack by a mallet::
JR1234: am I ever gonna get my mallet back?
Jeff: :: cries:: here ::hands to JR1234::
JR1234: ::feels guilty:: na you keep it. I've got 10 more just like it anyway.
Poo: ::wakes up:: I hate you Jeff :: falls back::
Fox: he really needs to see a shrink.
Paula: Why?
Fox: I don't know. I just think he needs to one that's all.
Ash: Fox and ......
Fox: SHUT UP!!! NOWS NOT THE TIME FOR THAT!!!
Ness: Jeff gay Paula..that why
Paula: :: gasp::
Ness: But we said that about....5 million times!
Jeff: wwwwaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::cries::
JR1234: ooooooookkkkkkkkkaaaaaaayyyyyyy
EBK: Uh,
Fox: meh, I knew he was gay the whole time.
Ness: Just like Slippy?
Fox: yep.
Ash: Brocks gay
EBK: WHA?
Paula: Fox...I remember you now
Ash: yep, he just pretends to crowd around all the Jennies and Joys just to make it look like he's not gay. You can tell it doesn't work.
Fox: uh...really? Oh man.
EBK: I think Ash is gay and in Deniel..like Jeff
Fox: cause I don't really member you and....
JR1234: Oh give it up Fox!
Ash: I'M NOT GAY! I'M IN LOVE WITH MISTY!!!
EBK: *nods* That what they all say
JR1234: It's true. He's not gay. he kissed me a few minutes ago.
EBK: OoOo good..
Ash: I'm not the one whose gay. But I'll tell you who Brock likes.
Jeff: Who?
Ash: he is in love with :: drum roll::.................. PROFESSOR OAK!!!
Gary: AAAHHH!!!! ::passes out::
EBK: How long has he been here?
JR1234: really?
Fox: I think I remember you now Paula.
Jeff: Cool.. WHAT!?!?!?!?!!
Paula: o
Fox: uh ... yeah.
Ness: Tell me
JR1234: ooo this I gotta hear!
Poo: ::wakes up::
Poo: I had the nicest dream. Anyway, what did I miss?
Ash: ........... you don't wanna know
Poo: ppppplllleeeeaaaasse! I'll tell you my dream
Ash: uh ... that's ok
Poo: Good
JR1234: I wanna know what it was?
Poo: Uh..hey look a flying Pig...wait..it time for that Shrink thing bye
Fox: bout time!
Poo: ::walks out dragging Jeff who's crying::
Ash: are you sure they're not going to couples therapy group?
EBK: Wait..let me look
JR1234: LOL!
JR1234: anyway Fox, how do you know Paula?
Fox: uh...what are you talking about?
Ash: ehehe. he's fidgeting.
Ash gets hit by Fox's blaster.
EBK: There going to "Gay something
Paula: He kissed me
Fox: ALLRIGHT! I ADMIT IT! I KISSED PAULA!!!! HAPPY NOW?!!!
Ness: Oh...::begin to cry a little::
Paula: Oh, I never told you...
Ash: ::at a lose for words::
Paula: Ness don't cry...Jeff cried enough today..
Ness: Wah!
JR1234: she's right. he did.
EBK: ::nods::
Ness: ::runs out door with Paula close behind::
Trunks: ::walks in.:: I'm back from the Simpson place! ::looks around and sees that everyone is either staring or crying:: ok, what'd I miss?
EBK: ::cracks knuckles:: Ok..wanna tell him?
JR1234: I don't wanna tell him.
EBK: Not me
Trunks: COM'ON, I WANNA KNOW WHAT I MISSED!!!
EBK: Okay Okay Tell him Ash
Ash: do I have to? I've opened my mouth enough tonight?
EBK: Ness and the others are all out
Fox: well don't look at me. I'm not telling him about 5 minutes ago.
EBK: Okay I will...
Ash: ok, ok. I'll tell him
EBK: Okay
Ash: ok, you can
EBK: No no, go ahead
Ash: allright allright
EBK: Ok
Ash: anyway, we learned a few things about Jeff and Poo. turns out that they're gay and they're both in denial.
Trunks: ::stares:: oookkkaaayyy
Ash: and um.. I'll let EBK finish. ::hides in closet::
EBK: Finish what? Oh yeah, Fox loves Paula and Brock love Prof. Oak
Trunks: woah, ya don't that every day.
EBK: Ya..hey Poo and Jeff are coming back soon
Gary: ::gets up and walks away::
Fox: so I guess we shouldn't stare at them.
Ash: ::comes out of the closet.:: GARY"S A LOSER!!!
JR1234: now you really don't see that every day!
Gary: ::stops:: I hate you.
EBK: Ya
Gary: ::walks away::
EBK: :: theirs a sound outside:: There coming!
Fox: hey people, be honest with me. Is Ness gonna kill me when he comes back?
EBK: Oh ya
Ash, JR1234, and Trunks: :: laugh::
Ness: ::walks in crying with Poo patting his shoulder and Jeff crying::
Fox: uh.... Bye! ::hides under the bed::
Ness: Wah!
Poo: He depressed
JR1234: yes we can all tell.
Jeff: ::stops crying:: but not because of the hole Paula/Fox thing
Ash: then why?
Jeff: I don't know yet...Only Poo
Ash: oh.
EBK: Huh?
Fox: does this mean I can quit hiding now?
EBK: I guess..
Fox: ok ::crawls out from under bed::
Ness: ::walks into his room crying and closes door::
Poo: Poor kid
EBK: ::nods::..i think.
JR1234: I agree with EBK
Trunks: I think I'll go to bed. :: gets in JR1234's bed::
JR1234: HEY! YOUR BED IS ON THE COUCH!!!
Trunks: oh, sorry. good night all! :: goes to living room::
Jeff: Who was that?
JR1234: Trunks. He and Goten help me with my fics.
Jeff: Oh...
Ash: can I help you with your fics?
JR1234: no! You neither Fox!
Fox: uh... I don't wanna help you anyway!
Paula: Hi
Fox: uh.. hi Paula!
Paula: Hi denial boy. Hi other denial boy.
Jeff: Im not in denial.
JR1234: who's the other one?
Poo:...me......
Fox: you are too in denial Jeff.
JR1234: oh yeah!
Jeff: Am not
Jeff: I love Paula.
Paula: ew
JR1234: uh.. No offense but that's kinda disgusting.
Poo: But..
Ness: ::pops out of room:: no..
Fox: AAA! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!!
Ash: Fox, chill out!
Ness: Don't worry...Paula loves Poo.
Poo: What?
Paula: Uh..nnooo i love Ness, but if you don't love me i love fox
Ash: What?!!!
Fox: Really?
Jeff: Haha! If Poo isn't Gay them Im not!
Ash: I still don't buy it.
Poo: I'm gay?
EBK: ....
JR1234: He still thinks your gay Jeff!
Fox: HE JUST ADMITTED IT! HE'S GAY!!!
EBK: who?
Fox: Poo
Poo: I am?
Fox: yes
Poo: Oh...okay...
All 3: :: stares::
Paula: ::walks out with Ness::
JR1234: well, I guess that mystery is solved.
EBK: Uh huh...so...do you think there will be a wedding?
Fox: yeah. :: sigh:: Paula..
JR1234 and Ash: SHUT UP FOX!!!!
EBK: ::thinks something:: a double wedding? lol
Jeff: Wah
JR1234 and Ash: LOL!
Fox: ::hides in the dark corner:: I NEVER WANNA FALL IN LOVE AGAIN!!!! ::starts crying:: WAHHH!!!!
Jeff: Okay Okay...if i say that I'm gay, Will you stop saying I am?
EBK: Poor Fox
Ash: no
Poo: I knew he was gay
Ash: who didn't
EBK: ::in stupid voice:: Uh....not me!
JR1234: uh.. I kinda knew
Jeff: I'm gay right know, but if you keep saying I'm gay I wont be gay anymore
EBK & Poo: Huh?
EBK: Where's Falco?
Fox: I DON'T KNOW!!!
Ash: isn't he on a date with Katt?
Fox: WAAAAAAAHH1!!!!!!
Poo: Aw
Ash: am I making things worse?
Paula: ::runs in crying::
JR1234: what happened?
EBK: Hey Fox...I think she free again
Fox: I DON'T CARE!!! WAAAAAAH!!!
Ness: ::walks in slowly with his head down::
Ash: your not crying on my shoulder tonight k.
JR1234: ok peoples, what happened?
Ness: I don't want to talk about it...You can take her Fox
Fox: :: sniff:: why? what'd you do to her?
Ness: ::walks into room::
Ash: I guess it must be that bad!
Paula: ::runs out into Fox's arms crying::
JR1234: woah, how'd she get here that fast?
Ash: beats me?
EBK: Teleport Beta?
Poo: Only I can do that..and Ness....
JR1234 and Ash: oh.
Ash: Sabrina can do it
EBK: Who?
Ash: the saffron city gym leader
EBK: OoOo
Jeff: The gay one?
JR1234: everyone is gay to you
Ash: That's Brock...is it just me or is Gay the word of the day?
JR1234: yeah, that's her!
Poo: Today's word is Gay-
Door: :: there is a knock at the door.::
Falco: hey, what'd we miss?
Katt: really?
EBK: Hi
Jeff: :: thinking:: We have a door?
JR1234: I do!
EBK: Tell them Ash
To be continued...