Hey everybody in the fandom!!! It's Teagan again with a very special guest, my dear friend Neo-chan! We decided to screw with the horrible world of Mary-Sue (funny that as cliche as the Mary-Sue is, the parodies are just about as cliche! Lol) But anyways... This'll be the first in a series, hopefully. BTW- Teagan= Rocky and Neo-chan=Leo.
Neo-chan- Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We've decided that we want to be transfer students into Hogwarts in fifth year (thus the Weasley twins stay with us) and we love to mess with people... we're twins and SLYTHERINS!
Okay so here we go... We do not, repeat, do not own Harry Potter or his wonderful buns of goodness... but we wish we owned him... mmm Harry Potter.
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The Gemini-Phiarro Twins Go To Hogwarts
Prelude- Meet the Twins
"A PEA SHOOTER? Eight teachers in the hospital... that means four in ICU! Not to mention... just what did you use to catch so many faculty members'..." "Trousersnakes?" Rocky offered, followed by Leo, "Penises, maybe?" Their headmaster looked very unamused, regions...on fire?" The twins busted up in laughter and fell onto each other's shoulders with red cheeks and teary eyes. Catching their breath, the twins said in unison, in their most innocent voices, "We don't know anything, Headmaster, sir, we were just being our usual selves." Professor Phendalbaum, known to the girls as Head-master Fondle-bum, (Tee hee hee... naughty ain't it? -) scoffed, "I know you were being your usual... charming... selves. That's why I called you both in here!" They smiled at him indulgently, "Oh, Professor, how endearing," Rocky simpered, dripping sarcasm. Leo's eyes twinkled in mockery, "Yes, Professor, very sweet indeed, would you really like to see the instruments used against the male faculty?" Rocky smiled to her sister as their teacher took the bate. "This is the signature model of the Crotch Rocket. Leo and I design them. Looks like a pea shooter but spits exploding bits of rock that catch fire. Their slogan is: Crotch Rocket, however you shoot'em that's where they land!" He stifled a shudder and consequently, missed Leo loading the weapon and shooting it at him.
"EXPELLED?" Leo and Rocky glanced up at their angry parents, heads bowed to avoid them seeing the fits of silent giggles their girls were in. "How do you get expelled on the last day of term?" Their father looked beyond angry and their mother was in tears. The girls looked up and grinned mischieviously. "Just lucky I guess!" Rocky said in a hyper tone. Leo started to zip around the room. "No more crappy school work! Teachers' in the hospital and we've got no homework." Leo was sing-chanting this and Rocky started to join her until their parents yelled for silence. "Wrong, loves, you'll be moving to England with your aunt Minerva." Their usually exubarent faces fell. "What?" Leo asked with venom. Rocky stared incredulously, "Excuse me?" Ice seethed from her words and she and her twin cast the singularly most evil glares ever witnessed by the parents of the green-haired twins. "You heard your father, girls, and I've already spoken with my sister. She's quite happy that you'll be joining her at Hogwarts, actually." Their mother tried to smile. She hated being the disciplinarian. The girls exchanged a secret glance and decided that if they had to move to a whole other school, they'd damn well better have fun with it.