MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 1:

SASUKE AND THE EVIL SKATEBOARDER!

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It's another normal day in Konoha, our usual shinobi heartthrob is walking through the village's streets.

"Dun Dun Dun DUN!"

The voice of the enemy whizzes by on a skateboard. Sasuke is able to turn around throw his famous shuriken at the wheels of Kankuro's 'ride'

"LIKE DUDE WHAT THE BLEEP!"

"OH NO! The enemy has detected me!" Sasuke then rushes off to safety of his home.

But! Work for our Sasuke is not complete yet! Who ever was on that skateboard was out to get our lovable Sasuke.

How?

Well simply…

"He is trying to annoy the crap outta me with that 'Dun dun dun dun'ning' crap…" Sasuke folds his arms over his chest importantly, "My delicate ears can not take this!"

Sasuke paces mulling this over.

"OH! MY NINJA SENSES ARE TINGLING!" Sasuke rushes to the window and pulls it off, "COME MY ORANGE CLAD ROBIN IMPERSONATOR!" jumps out.

"TO THE SASUKE VEHICLE!" Sasuke's own ride is an equipped bicycle with pretty sparkly glitter things hanging off the handlebars. Also with a pretty white basket with pretty little pink flowers. It's the ideal Sasuke Vehicle.

"NOW! OFF TO THE SCENE OF THE CRIME!" Our Konoha heartthrob exclaims as he rushes through the streets of the village at 5 miles per hour, having Naruto peddle and Sasuke standing on the edge of the seat behind him.

1 hour later……

"We're here..."

"Thank you my worn out Orange impersonator of Robin!"

"Can I get a new name?" Naruto then collapses tired from the bike ride.

"You will when you work out! You lazy bum!" Sasuke then rushes off to the playground where a mystery skateboarder rushes around disturbing the poor old people playing chess.

"DUN DUN DUN DUN!" The mystery person whizzes by Sasuke, and the second time, our hero grabes the mystery man and unmasks him to reveal him to be…

GAARA!

"GAARA! HOW DEAR YOU RIDE AROUND GOING DUN DUN DUN DUN! IN OUR POOR LITTLE VILLAGE."

"It's only poor cuz some idiot wanted to make a movie about you…" Neji comments from the commenter's stand.

"YOU WILL PAY!"

"NOOO! TAKE MERCY ON ME!" Gaara gets down onto his knees begging to Sasuke. "I only did this because Kankuro looks so cool on his skateboard! So I took it his so I could be cool just like him."

Kankuro: "Dude? Who the hell wrote this!" -to Neji-
Neji: Who knows…Credits are gonna come soon, sit and wait.

And yet our gorgeous hero ignores the jealous commenter and Gaara's brother.

"Fine! I shall let it slide! Since you want to be just like your brother!" Then out of no where Sasuke pulls out a costume that looks like Kankuro's clothes, "As a prize you get Kankuro's clothes to cosplay in!"

"YAY!" Gaara our now happy villain takes them and runs off.

"HEY! THOSE ARE MINE! YOU TOOK THEM OFF MY DAMN BACK!" Kankuro the now man wearing puppet boxers runs after his brother for his clothes.

Now as we watched Sasuke stand at the top of Konoha's tallest peak, that weird statue thing that everyone sees all the time, he stares out and the newly protected village.

Orochimaru: OMFGZ! SASUKE-KUN MOVIE! SQUEEE!
Neji: Dude……The credits are gonna run, move a bit will you?
Orochimaru: Wha-? -gets run over my credits-
Neji: Told you…

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Okay, I was really bored and I just started writing this...XD Somehow I got this weird thing...I don't know what it is...

But I like it, review please!