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Jingle Bells, Gringotts Smells!
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Jingle bells, Gringotts smells,
Hedwig laid an egg
The Hogwarts train
Is late again
Let's go by Floo instead
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Oh!
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Jingle bells, Harry fell,
When his broom was hexed
The Quidditch Cup
Came soaring up
And smacked him on the head!
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Dashing through the snow,
On a thestral-driven sleigh,
Over the school we go,
Laughing all the way -
Ha ha ha!
Hagrid always sings,
To make our spirits bright,
Oh I wish I didn't have
Occlumency tonight!
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Jingle bells, bloody hell,
How does this thing land?
I pulled the reins
But nothing changed
We're heading for that - AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!
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Don't worry, no one was injured.
But Harry didn't make it to Occlumency that evening.