Sit Down, You're Rocking the Lorien Boat

by in these chains

This is what happens when a Lord of the Rings fanatic is cast to be in the Hot Box for Guys and Dolls. Funny, please R and R!

Disclaimer - I don't own Lord of the Rings or this song, which is from Guys and Dolls.

(Sung by the entire cast)

I dreamed last night I got on the boat to Valinor

And by some chance, I had brought my pipe along

And there I stood

And I hollered "someone fade me" but the passengers they knew right from wrong...

For the elves all said "Sit down! Sit down, you're rocking the Lorien boat!"

Elves all said "Sit down! Sit down, you're rocking the Lorien boat!

"And the Balrog will drag you under! By the leafy brooch on your elven cloak.

"Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down, you're rocking the Lorien boat!"

And as I laughed at those passengers to Valinor

A great big wave came and washed me overboard!

And as I sank

And I hollered "Someone save me!"

That's the moment I woke up, thank the Valar.

And I said to myself "Sit down! Sit down, you're rocking the Lorien boat!"

Said to myself "Sit down! Sit down, you're rocking the Lorien boat!

"And the Balrog will drag you under! With a Ring so heavy you'd never float!

"Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down, you're rocking the Lorien boat."