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Strawhats' home economics class.
7:59 am sharp, Robin walks into the kitchen and turns off the lights. An eye appears on the teacher's table, staring directly into the teacher's eyes. Hands sprouted from the teacher's neck and covered the teacher's mouth. Brook enters the class alone, singing Yohohoho~ while drinking a cup of tea. A mouth appears below the first eye and smiles. The teacher faints. Robin giggles.
8:00 am, Nami's eyes turns into dollar signs as she looks through the teacher's wallet. She then brings Zoro and Sanji along to steal some food from the rest of the school.
8:05 am, Franky created a SUPER model kitchen with auto cleaning abilities and a bunch of damn cool stuff that make the boys' eyes go bling bling.
8:15 am, Nami and Sanji returns. Nami is buttoning the topmost button of her shirt. Sanji is covered in blood everywhere under his nose. Sanji places a bundle of money in Nami's hands. Nami grins. Meanwhile, Zoro is at a random toilet. The sign on the toilet door said "ladies". Sanji begins cooking a wide array of dishes.
8:20 am, Ussop convinces the discipline master that everybody in the kitchen is naked thus he should not enter.
8:30 am, Sanji finishes cooking.
8:31 am, the food disappears. Luffy was suddenly pear shaped. Class proceeds to pummel Luffy as Chopper makes the "memory loss" drug while trying to wake the teacher before the next period comes.
8:40 am, Zoro finally enters the class with his sack of meat. The class ties Luffy to one corner and enjoys the feast.
8:50 am, time is almost up, the teacher still has yet to awaken. Chopper panics. He starts to do a full body check up on the teacher, to see whether any permanent damage is done.
8:59 am, Chopper is almost crying already. Nami and Robin are hugging and comforting Chopper. Luffy finally entangles himself from the rope and walk towards the teacher. Luffy slaps the teacher. The teacher awakens. Chopper injects him with the drug as the class runs back to class for the next lesson. As they ran away they met the Discipline Master, whose face is red like tomato, smoke rising from his ears, as he storms past them and into the kitchen.