WASABI SNOOTERS

Parody of "Chop Suey" by System of a Down

Written by Philip Moore

Wake up, why's that rented car smashed up?

Why'd you stick a toy car in your buttocks?

Why'd you tie your penis to a rocket?

Why'd you dance around town in a G-string? You idiot!

Why is that rented car really smashed up? You idiot!

Why'd you stick a toy car in your buttocks? You idiot!

Why'd you tie your penis to a rocket? You idiot!

CHORUS ONE

I don't think that your IQ's

Really really high

If you try

To piss off a crocodile

*

Wake up and skateboard down a bowling alley

Why is there a crocodile here?

Why'd you put a pound of shrimp down your pants?

Why'd you shit in an unpurchased toilet? You idiot!

Why is there a crocodile here? You idiot!

Why'd your ride your skateboard down the alley? You idiot!

Why'd you put a pound of shrimp down your pants? Feed whale sharks?!

CHORUS TWO

I don't think that your IQ's

Really really high

If you try

To piss off a crocodile

IQ, ain't really really high

To try to piss off a crocodile

*

Jackass, jackass

Jackass, jackass

Jackass, jackass

Jackass

Falling on my ass, breaking bones while I'm at it

Just to get some laughs, what the hell happened to me?

Where's my sense of dignity?

Just to entertaint these folks, oh

CHORUS THREE

Me, oh, my

My IQ can't be high

If I bring home a crocodile

Oh, my, I think I'm gonna die

If I snort wasabi one more time