Waluigi was depressed.

The reason: Bait and switch.

He was told that every character from previous Smash games would appear in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. But he was left in the cold. EVERY. SMASH. CHARACTER. EVER. Apparently he wasn't one of them.

Waluigi's depression started when he was excluded from Mario Kart 7 to make way for a bee. A bee who was a minor character in the Super Mario Galaxy games. At least he was playable in Mario Kart 8 and its remake.

Just when you thought this story was going to be nothing more than a rant, Wario approached him. "Chin up, cuz. It's been a rough few years for you, but I know Nintendo's gonna whip up a nice game for you real soon."

"Really?"

"Yeah. They've been pampering Toadette lately. Even Daisy's made notable appearances in Smash and Super Mario Run. I think you might be next.

"I hope so..."

Just then Daisy approached. "Wally! Can I have one of your tacos?"

"Wrong fanfiction, Daisy," Waluigi announced. "You'll want Waluigi's Taco Stand."

"You mean the meme?!" she exclaimed. "I'm all over that meme!"

"Seriously, it needs its own game," Waluigi said. "I can see it now: Sell the tacos. Watch out for farting girls. Swat the seagulls. Ignore Toadette. And outperform Lilligant's and Whimsicott's Lemonade Stand."

"Sounds exciting," Daisy mused.

"All of this takes place mostly in Seaside Hill. A Mario adventure's primary location is from a Sonic game. Oh the irony..."

"You're getting off topic, cuz," reminded Wario.

"Oh, right," Waluigi remembered. "Anyway, I need to be an important playable character real soon, preferably before my twentieth anniversary in 2020."

"Yeah, I know what you mean. But hey, you're a meme this year, you know that?"

"I'm a meme?" Waluigi took a moment to soak this in. "Wow, yeah! I'm a meme!"

"You hear that, everyone?" Waluigi shouted to the world. "I'm a meme!"

"Welcome to the club, mah boi," congratulated King Harkinian as he offered Waluigi a spare goblet of liquid Octorok. Strangely, it was not only edible, but also delicious. All in all, Waluigi had a great day.