Loki was tired. Things on Midgard had quickly slowed down after his last attempt to rule humanity, and frankly, he was getting bored.
Getting caught by SHIELD was humiliating enough, but now he was being forced to live with his brother and his midgardian mistress. (What was her name again? Ah yes, Jane. He did not care enough to remember it.)
Loki slumped across Jane's couch and sighed. Being on Midgard was becoming absolute torture. How was he supposed to entertain himself?
Suddenly, Loki heard Jane's laughter from the other room.
"Thor! Stop it! Seriously, Thor!" She laughed again. What was it that she found so damn funny?
Curious, Loki got up and walked towards Jane's room. He threw open the door and scoffed when he saw Thor hovering over Jane and tickling her. She let out another burst of laughter.
"I am glad you two are amusing yourselves," Loki sneered.
Thor turned around and smiled widely.
"Brother! I apologize if we woke you, I attempted to warn Jane to remain quiet." Jane sat up and blushed.
"I didn't ask you to-"
In an attempt to interrupt her, Thor leaned towards Jane and kissed her. She responded by wrapping her arms around his neck, evidently forgetting Loki was still standing in the doorway.
Loki rolled his eyes and allowed the door to shut behind him.
"Those two fools become more unbearable every day," he muttered to himself. He then promised himself to never become entangled with any woman, Midgardian or otherwise.
But then again... he remembered that intern of Jane Foster's being fairly entertaining. What was her name again?
Darcy? Yes, Darcy was her name. He thought about paying her a visit. Thinking about it for a minute he decided that he had nothing better to do, and the new sounds being emitted from Jane's room were less than pleasant.
Smirking, Loki disappeared. This was going to be fun.