I was watching "IZ" and I suddenly got really angry that Nickelodeon was dumb enough to cancel "Invader ZIM", so I started writing this fanfic where Zim gets revenge on them! Mua-ha-ha-ha! The producers of Nickelodeon are mostly made-up. This story is kind of an A/U where the producers' work comes to life, I guess. Kind of hard to explain how they don't think much of the fact that they're cartoons. I didn't really think of that when I was writing it... whatever. Just make something up to fit however you imagine this happening. Please R&R!
Zim burst through the door of the Nickelodeon studios and pointed his ray gun at the nearest human. GIR flew in through the window with his jet packs and landed on a desk, kicking everything off onto the floor.
"Finally! I will destroy all you filthy humans!" Zim yelled. He laughed insanely and started to shoot the ray gun in random directions. GIR laughed and started shooting cupcakes out of his head.
"Wait! Who are you and what do you want? Whatever you want, you can have it!" someone that was hiding under a desk shouted. Zim and GIR stopped their attack.
Zim jumped on the desk where GIR was and stood on a stack of books to make him look taller. GIR jumped to the floor.
"I want revenge! Revenge against all you filthy humans that work here!" Zim laughed insanely.
Everyone looked confused. "Revenge? For what? We've never done anything to hurt anyone!" someone protested.
Zim glared at him. "Do you know who I am? No, you don't. Well, I'll tell you! I am ZIM! And that is GIR, my SIR Unit!" Zim pointed at GIR. GIR smiled and waved.
"I had the cupcakes in my head!" GIR randomly screamed.
One of the producers that had been working there at the time of "Invader ZIM"'s cancellation recognized the names.
"Zim? Invader Zim?" he said disbelieving.
"Yes, yes, I'm sure you've heard of me," Zim said.
"Yes. You're that alien from that canceled T.V. show," he said.
Zim's face slightly darkened at that. "Yes. And that's why I'm here. To get revenge on you idiot humans for canceling THE ALMIGHTY-"
Zim was abruptly interrupted by Dib bursting through the door of the studio. "I can't let you get away with this, Zim!" Dib yelled.
"But Dib human! These are the Nickelodeon producers. These guys are the real enemies! I must destroy them!" Zim explained.
Dib looked around at them. "Oh. Carry on, then," he said to Zim.
"What? I thought you were the good guy!" one of the slower humans yelled at Dib.
Dib nodded, then sat down in a chair next to GIR. "Yeah. We really would be helping the world by getting rid of you guys," he answered.
The producers stared in shock. "Yes! I will blow you filthy humans up now! Prepare to be vanquished by THE ALMIGHTY INVADER Z-"
"Yeah, yeah, just get on with it already!" Dib yelled while throwing popcorn at Zim's head.
Zim shrugged. "Okay."
BOOM!
A few minutes later...
"I did it! I did it! Yes! Now I have completed my revenge against those Nickelodeon producers!" Zim shouted. He laughed insanely while the building crumpled down in front of him.
"Yay! They blew up!" GIR yelled happily.
"Yeah, and you made all the fans happy, too," Dib added. He pointed at a group of screaming fangirls.
Zim stared. "NOOOOOO!"
THE END. XD
