Love Hina: Bioshock

Crazy: I don't own Love Hina nor Bioshock... just letting you know and don't review about spelling error or badly written sentences. I already know


Keitaro was in the airport with his luggage and put them where they pick up someones luggage and place them on the plane (... yeah I don't know how you say it) and was close to the gate but before he could pass there were 7 girls behind him and Keitaro went to them to say his goodbyes first his favorite cook

"Bye Shinobu" he said hugging her and she hugged back tightly

Then his favorite crazy inventor

"Bye Su"

"Will you return to be my test subject again?" she asked and Keitaro smiled

"Of course I'll only be gone for a few months" he said and Kaolla jumped and hugged him and set her down

Then his favorite swordsman

"Bye Motoko"

"Goodbye Urashima and may luck be always on your side" she said and, only this once, they hugged

Then his favorite drinking/seducing woman

"Bye Kitsune"

"Bye and don't forget to bring me a souvenir"

"Don't worry about it, a bet is a bet" he said and hugged

Then his favorite (and only) little sister

"Bye Kanako"

"..."

"Don't worry I'll be back"

"Safe and sound?"

"Yes" he said and they hugged

Then his favorite watermelon woman

"Bye Mutsumi"

"Goodbye and here take this" Just what Keitaro expected, a watermelon, and he happily took it

"Er, thanks Mutsumi" they hugged and she didn't kiss him this time

And finally his love and wife

"Bye Naru"

"Promise me that nothing will happen to you"

"I'm just going out in a few months discovering secret caves with Seta on another country don't worry"

"Then take this" she reached into her pocket and took out a gold necklace that you can open

"Thank you" he said and they hugged and kissed

"Promise me"

"I promise"

They let go and Keitaro went towards the gate and waved his hand and they waved back


Keitaro was sitting inside the plane and opened the necklace and it showed Keitaro and the girls all huddled together and smiling for the camera and he himself smiled until the plane started to move violently and soon the lights went out and heard people screaming and the plane coming down and he braced himself and closed his eyes as the plane crashed on the ocean.

He opened his eyes and saw he was underwater and he looked at a purse and a necklace coming down and one part of a plane came down and it almost hit him and he was running out of breath and desperately swam up and up whimpering and grunting for air and he made it and took a deep breath of air with a mix of gas and ashes and coughed. He looked around and saw a line of fire and reached at something and it explode. He could also see the tail of the plane sinking slowly but he also saw a huge lighthouse

"What :cough: the?" it seemed absurd but if he stayed longer in the water he was going to freeze to death and so swam towards it and stepped on stone and turned around to see a circle of fire on the cool night

"My God, how did I survived?" he looked up and saw that it wasn't a light house but he saw a door opened but the room was pitch black and a part of him told him to enter but another told him to stay

"Maybe I should stay" he said but a cool breeze went on him and shivered like a maniac

"Going inside it is" he gulped and walked inside but nothing was seen and since he was a little afraid of the dark

"Maybe freezing to death sounds good" he turned around and was about to walk out until the door closed

"NO!" he went and tried to opened it but couldn't

"nononononononononono" he tried and tried but no avail and turned around and light flashed before his eyes and blinked a few times to see the face of a man made of gold and above him said

'No Kings or Gods only Men'

Keitaro saw a flock of stairs that lead down and since he had no other choice decided to go down and soon he saw a bathysphere and went in. He saw a lever and out of curiosity pull it and heard a noise and saw that it closed

"Not again!" he sighed and sat down and looked to see the sphere sink down and soon a white screen came down and showed the tower and soon another picture that saw a man lighting a cigarette for a woman with his finger and above it said 'Fire at your fingertips' and under 'Plasmid by Ryan indusrties Keitaro began to wonder what the hell is a plasmid and then seconds later a man sitting in a chair appeared

"I'm Andrew Ryan and I'm here to ask you a question.. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow" soon the image change to the white house "No says the man in Washington it belongs to the poor" the picture changed with a huge hand coming from the sky towards a panicking man "No says the man in the Vatican it belongs to God" then it showed a hammer and a sickle and a man fleeing "No says the man in Moscow it belong to everyone!" and it soon changed back towards the man sitting in the chair

"I rejected those answers instead I chose something different, I chose the impossible, I chose" soon the screen disappeared and showed a city "Rapture!" Keiatro couldn't believed his eyes. He was seeing an underwater atlantis, he saw many buildings and lights and the buildings connected from some tubes, a beautiful sight that could make someone feel light and soon he heard Ryan's voice again

"A city where the artist does not have to fear the censor, where scientist would not be bound by petty morality, where the great would not be constrained by the small, and with the sweat of your brow Rapture can be your city as well" the voice ended but Keitaro was to busy seeing the beautiful city but suddenly he heard a new voice from the radio that was beside him

"The lighthouse lit up like hellfire, looks like some kind of plane crash" someone said

"A plane crash? but we're in the middle of the ocean how could it?" another said

"I dunno, but you better get in there and be quick about it, the splicers are coming"

"You've got to be kidding!, how do you even know someones coming?"

"We've got a bathysphere on the way down and that means we've got company"

The sphere began rising up and soon it stopped and Keitaro saw two people but one of them was humming and the other was walking back

"Please don't hurt me!" suddenly the thing pounced on the guy with inhuman speed and sank it's weapon on the guy's stomach and lifted him up and Keitaro jumped back and since the lights were flickering he couldn't exactly see what was happening but he saw that the thing slashed through the person and blood was splattered all over including the glass and soon the thing looked at Keitaro

"Is it someone new?" it was a woman with a raspy scary voice and wearing a mask that made Keitaro have goosebumps and then she screamed and jumped on top of the bathysphere and it soon moved when the thing tried to get where Keitaro was and he was pale and then covered his ears and closed his eyes and soon the movement stopped and the thing went down and looked back at him again before it went up the ceiling.

Keitaro opened his eyes and heard someone from the radio

"Would you kindly pick up that short wave radio" Keitaro saw it and picked it

"I don't know how you survived that plane crash but I've never been one to question providence. I'm Atlas and I aim to keep you alive"

"Atlas what is this place and what the hell was that!?!?!" Keitaro screamed

"You'll find out soon but now if you'll just keep moving, we need to get you to higher ground"

"With that thing on the loose!?!"

"Listen just take a deep breath and step out of the bathysphere, I won't leave you twisting in the wind" the door opened and Keitaro took a deep breath and stepped out and was afraid that the thing appeared again. He saw his surroundings and everything was scratched, broken, old, and there were antique statues and crumpled stones and dried blood everywhere especially on the walls and some writings written in blood. He also saw that the place was old like it was built years ago and Keitaro was surprised that it was still standing.

"We're gonna need to draw her out of hiding"

"Are you insane!?"

"Look, you are gonna have to trust me if you want to get out of here"

" :sigh: okay" he took another deep breath and began moving on and began walking a flock of stairs and into a room heard the same woman humming and Keitaro stopped and gulped and he almost shrieked when a light fused beside him

'Keitaro in order to survive this crazy place you need to be braver and much more stronger, so get a grip and overcome you fear' he told himself in his mind and soon walked and saw the woman. She screamed and was about to attack Keitaro until a little mechanism appeared and started firing at the thing "HOW DO YA LIKE THAT SISTER!!?!" Atlas screamed and the woman went on a hole in the ceiling and the turret followed her

"Alright then, will you kindly find a crowbar or something damn splicers sealed Johnny in before they... goddamn splicers"

"Splicers?" Keitaro asked himself and soon walked and found a wrench and picked it up

"Now then, will you kindly make your way into the rubble in front of you" Keitaro saw the rubble and began hitting it and it broke easily and soon he was on the other side and saw stairs but he heard some grunts and screams and soon a wooden bench lit by fire came tumbling down and Keitaro screamed and moved on the far right as the bench came down almost burning Keitaro's skin and then went up and saw a splicer with a similar wrench as Keitaro and the splicer came rushing towards Keitaro

The Splicer was about to hit Keitaro but Keitaro parried the attack with his wrench but the Splicer was surprisingly strong that he made Keitaro fall on the floor. He was repeatingly hitting Keitaro but Keitaro still parried his attacks until the Splicer made Keitaro loose the wrench and fell far away and then Keitaro was backing up while on the floor and the Splicer with surprising speed was about to hit Keitaro but he moved out of the way and instead the Splicer hit Keitaro by his shoulder with inhuman strength that soon his arm was wounded. But Keitaro ignored it when he reached the wrench with his other arm and when the Splicer was near him Keitaro hit him so hard that his skull made a cracking noise that made him sick to the stomach and soon the Splicer was on the ground.

Keitaro then sighed and winced on the pain on his shoulder and his back away from the body but soon the Splicer opened his eyes and was getting up and Keitaro didn't listen and soon the Splicer saw Keitaro and screamed. Keitaro was shocked and turn around to see the Splicer pounce on top of him and was a bout to punch him but Keitaro grabbed his fist with his bad arm and with the other hit him with the wrench again. Keitaro got up and had an angry feeling inside and he wanted to kill the Splicer, so he screamed and hit repeatingly on the knocked Splicer and blood was flying everywhere and it hit his clothes, his eyeglasses, everywhere and Keitaro made sure the Splicer wasn't going to get up because he was hitting his head so hard that chunks of his brain was out and soon Keitaro finished and his glasses fell and he sat down letting go of the wrench and looked at the lifeless body.

He looked at his clothes all covered in blood and his hands as if he sank his hands on a pool of blood and he soon saw what he did and covered his face with his bloody hands and running them down to his neck. When he fought against that Splicer he was scared, in fact, he never been that scared since his first encounter with Motoko but the thought of actually killing some one so savagely made his mind circle with thoughts. But he had no choice he almost died in this horrible place and he decided that it was either kill or be killed

"My God... what have I become?" he said and looked at his wrench and picked it up and he found his glasses and cleaned them with a part of the shirt were blood didn't land and moved on towards the door on the north part of the room but it didn't open. He turned around and saw a staircase leading up a vending machine

"Please be a soda machine" he went up but instead of a soda machine he was a syringes and inside the glass tube was glowing red liquid and he picked it up and saw a huge needle and Keitaro's spine shivered

"Oh boy... maybe.. it gives you energy?" Keitaro wondered and rolled up his sleeve and took a really deep breath and hold his breath once the needle hit his skin and soon passed the liquid toward his veins and soon Keitaro's vision was blurry and was beginning to feel weird and his body began to ache

"Arrgh!" he began moving around and saw his hand making weird blue lines and he couldn't balance himself

"Steady now" Atlas said "Your genetic code is being re-written, just hold on and everything will be fine"

But Keitaro tried to stand still but the pain was unbearable and his head was spinning and he hold on to it and tripped over a ledge and soon he fell on the ground.


On Hinata Inn Naru was sitting in the living room with a worried look on her face. It was 10:00PM and she called Keitaro but he didn't answer and Kitsune appeared and sat beside her

"What's wrong Naru?"

"I called Keitaro but he doesn't answer I'm very worried about him" she said hugging her knees

"Naru, don't worry about it he's probably still in the plane sleeping, you worry too much"

"Maybe you're right I do worry too much"

"Now get some sleep maybe Keitaro will call tomorrow"

Naru and Kitsune went into their rooms. And Naru fell asleep thinking that Keitaro will probably call her tomorrow. But what she didn't know was that Keitaro is having the most horrifying experience in his life.


CD: Well, I tried to make the story have that sense of the game and making the characters act like their normal selves, though I get the feeling that I made Keitaro a little bit bloody but hey, what would you do in a situation like that... I would probably piss myself.