Alright this first chapter is depressingly short, but its a PROLOGUE yo, the other chapters shall be much more satisfying in length ^_^ Rating subject to change to M. They are in hell after all.
Disclaimer: Was there any flaming wild hot man sex in FVII? Then I don't own it.
This was not the afterlife Zack Fair had expected. Granted, in his time he had heard many varying stories about what happened in the Lifestream and although it would have been nice to have seventy some odd virgins at his beck and call while feasting on meat and wine, he could have happily settled for two virgins and a lifetime supply (figuratively speaking) of Skittles.
A giant waiting room in the sky, however, had not been part of any package deal he had heard of. From what he had gathered from the mildly obese transsexual at the front desk, there had been some mix up in his paperwork so even though he had technically done all the killing under Shin-Ra jurisdiction and his crimes for the most part were supposed to therefore be applied to the debt of the entire Shin-Ra clan (every generation for the next six eternities was apparently fucked) but somehow his files had been miscategorized and until the error was fixed and management informed the youth was stuck in Limbo unless he wanted to walk through the gates on his right and enter Hell to burn in the flames forever.
After what seemed like months of sitting in the faded waiting chair, Zack slowly closed the cover of House and Gardens Easter Edition, grabbed the Buster Sword and stood to his feet. "Bernice. I'm going to hell."
The receptionist turned the page of her magazine. "No. Don't. It's a huge mistake."
"Don't bother trying to stop me, my mind is made up." Waving his hand he turned his back to Bernice, prepared to face the horrors that awaited him, and paused. "Uh…Bernice? Where is the door to hell?"
"One sec." Without looking up from the glossy photopaper, her hand snaked under the desk. "Stand still, sugah."
"How co-" The rest of his sentence was cut off so his mouth could accommodate a scream as the trap door beneath him opened and gravity went to work.