The Adventures of Bobby the HouseElf

by Varietygirl9143

Quite frankly, Bobby is a house-elf. Written simply because I was bored. That and I hate when people make house-elves stupid... Includes spastic house-elves, dull forks, a lethal SPEW button, Pimp My Office, and craziness.

1. In Which We Are Introduced to Bobby

The Adventures of Bobby the House-Elf

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Once upon a time, in a kingdom called Great Britain there lived a House-Elf.

This House-Elf's name was Bobby.

That is the reason that this tale is called "The Adventures of Bobby the House-Elf."

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And now on to the real story.