Introduction
HELP WANTED
Freddy Fazbear's Pizza
Family pizzeria looking for security guard to work the nightshift.
12 am to 6 am.
Monitor cameras, ensure safety of equipment and animatronic characters.
Not responsible for injury/dismemberment.
$72 a night.
To apply, call:
1-888-FAZ-FAZBEAR
The phone rang in the management office, the only sign of a response being the voice at the other end of the line.
"Hey, man. Okay. I've got some news for you. Applicants have been pouring in like crazy. Dude, this could really restart the establishment. Now, this one cluster of applicants in particular caught my eye. They all say they're crazy qualified. I, uh, might even say over qualified in some cases, but that's beside the point. There's about 50 or so, and they all want to be security guards on the shift, but obviously, we don't have enough room in our staff for them all. Here's this crazy idea, man. Why don't we give them each a sort of trial week? If they do well, they can stay. If not...well, you know the rest. Uh, not sure where all the mechanics have gone, though. Probably still spooked about the whole 'ghosts of the five dead children' thing. But from what I've heard, they've all just...you know, passed on by now...however that works. So, I'll go ring them up and then we'll talk back. Okay? Okay. Gotta go, man. Talk to you soon."
Needless to say, the steady stream of applicants who entered Freddy Fazbear's Pizza throughout the following year made for some...interesting escapades in their runs as security guards...
So, who should be a security guard?
Mario
Donkey Kong
Link
Samus
Kirby
Pikachu
Fox
Yoshi
Ness
Captain Falcon
Luigi
Jigglypuff
Bowser
Marth
Zelda/Sheik
Peach
Falco
Ganondorf
Mewtwo
Mr. Game and Watch
Pit
Olimar
Toon Link
King DeDeDe
Meta Knight
Diddy Kong
Wario
Lucario
Charizard
R.O.B.
Ike
Sonic
Villager
Mega Man
Wii Fit Trainer
Greninja
Rosalina and Luma
Little Mac
Pac Man
Robin
Shulk
Palutena
Dark Pit
Lucina
Duck Hunt
Bowser Jr.
Lucas