I did something similar to this before. It was called Buns in the Oven. Feeling that it was best to leave that fic alone since it had been forever since I last wrote anything for it I decided to do something new.
Thus far for pairings: Yuugi/Yami, Anzu/Mai, Jou/Honda, Seto/Otogi, Ryo/Malik (light), Bakura/Marik (dark), Mokuba/?.
Some pairings you'll probably see more than others.
Male Pregnancy! Yaoi! Enjoy!
Yuugi clutched the jars of peanut butter and pickles as if his very life depended on it. Currently he was staring down Yami, "No way are you getting my stuff!" Initially thinking such a combination was super gross he did not understand why he wanted it- much less Yami.
"B-Bu-But Yuugi," Yami whined and he reached out for the jars and got nothing but air. "Pl-Plea-Please," he whined some more as he took a couple of steps forward. "You know you want to share!" He put on his best pout face.
"No!" Yuugi narrowed his eyes. "Mine!" He growled possessively. He did not care if there was plenty for the both of them he was not going to take the chance that there was not. "Go get your own." He wished Yami would leave the room for just five minutes so he could stuff his face without fear of his lover running off with his jars of pickles and peanut butter.
"You've got more than enough," Yami said as he attempted to corner Yuugi so that he could get what he desired. Instead, he got more air. His lethal little lover had managed to duck, avoiding his hold, and run out of the room.
Yuugi made a mad dash for the bathroom. The only room in the house he knew Yami would not follow him to. Okay, so he would, but it had a lock and that would surely keep his lover out! Once locked securely in there Yami would not be able to get his jars of pickles and peanut butter, unless of course he managed to pick the lock. He shook the later thought from his mind.
Yami pounded on the bathroom door. Sure, he could have picked the lock but that was a lot of trouble to go through for a jar of pickles and peanut butter- even if he really, really wanted the stuff. He sighed and turned around to lean on the door. He slid down until he was sitting. His stomach rumbled, it told him that he was hungry.
Despite the thick door being closed Yuugi heard Yami's stomach. He felt a little bad for being so selfish. He glanced at the pickle he had just dipped into the peanut butter. As much as he wanted to eat it, he could not. His victory felt empty because his lover had lost out. They usually found a way to share everything. He unlocked the door and held out the pickle covered in peanut butter as a means of truce. He still was not going to surrender the jars of pickles and peanut butter.
"Thanks," Yami grinned and happily took the pickle that his lover had offered him. He was already making a mental note to pick up a couple extra jars of each the next time they went to the store so that they would not argue again over it. As childish as it would be, they would probably have to write their names on the jars.
It had been a month since their tiff over pickles and peanut butter. Their little one bedroom with one bathroom house was quickly becoming a place of torture. They fought constantly over the toilet and pillows on the bed. When they were not fighting over that, they were fighting over whom was going to wear the pants that use to be a size to big that now fit perfectly. Both refusing to go and buy new pants because they refused to believe that they could be gaining weight, simply put the pants had shrunk.
Mai hesitantly knocked on the door. Everything seemed calm from where she stood, but still that meant nothing. Half the time when she let herself in, she had walked into some sort of stare down between the two. They fought over everything these days, even the trivial stuff. In the end, thankfully, they ended up laughing over it. She and everyone else for that matter wished the two would just grow up a little, admit things were changing, and go buy doubles of everything. The little tiffs where starting to affect everyone.
"I brought you guys something," Mai called out as she stepped inside. How she had let herself get roped into this she was not exactly sure, she was not exactly the bravest of the bunch. She also half wondered why her lover had not tagged along, even if just for moral support. She sighed softly as she waited for the two to pop out form wherever.
Yuugi appeared first holding an empty jar of pickles. "Pickles?" He asked hopefully. He looked like a small child with his large, hope filled eyes. He really did not want to have to go to the store but it was looking like he would have to.
Yami appeared just behind Yuugi holding an empty jar of peanut butter. "Or, peanut butter?" He asked just as hopeful as his lover had. He looked almost depressed as he glanced from his empty jar to Yuugi's.
"Did you two seriously manage to eat an entire jar of pickles? And, an entire jar of peanut butter?" Mai half wondered what happened to their spare jars. Knowing them, they had already finished those as well. She laughed inwardly. "Well, you're in luck. But, only if you promise to share."
"We'll share!" They both chirped in unison. Anything to get what they wanted, they would even share. As of late they were forced to learn how to share what they craved. What that ultimately meant was that they had to be overstocked on most everything and pray to Rah that they never ran out. Which is what happened today, they ran out.
"I thought you might be running low," Mai lied as she handed Yuugi the brown paper bag. "We had some spare jars of pickles and peanut butter," she continued to lie hoping that neither would see through her.
Everyone had collectively insisted that she and Anzu buy the two a pregnancy test or two. They had been elected to do so because they were female. Female or not it was still embarrassing. So tucked in the bag under everything else was those tests.
"Enjoy," Mai smiled weakly as the two smiled happily back at her. She just prayed that the two would get the hint. "Well, that's all I wanted to do so I'll be going now," she pointed behind her before turning to make a run for it. She had to make it look like nothing was up but it was hard.
Yuugi glanced over at Yami as Yami glanced over at him. They shrugged Mai's hasty departure off and happily took the bag to the kitchen. They were just happy to have pickles and peanut butter again.
"I think Mai left something behind," Yami said as he pulled out the pregnancy tests that he had found at the bottom of the bag. He set them on the table and threw the bag away.
Yuugi had occupied himself with trying to getting the new pickle jar open. He glanced up when he heard Yami mention about Mai leaving something behind. "Oh," it was his only form of counter conversation. He had yet to see what it was exactly that Mai had left behind.
"Here let me help us out," Yami said abandoning the tests and taking the pickle jar from Yuugi so that he could open it. It did not take him but a second, after which he grinned. "Piece of cake," he chuckled and handed Yuugi a pickle.
"Or, piece of pickle," Yuugi teased as he took the offered pickle. With his other hand and arm he opened the jar of peanut butter and put it between them. "So what did Mai forget to take with her?" He asked now mildly curious that his lover had opened the jar of pickles and he had what he wanted.
"Pregnancy tests," Yami said nonchalantly as he took a pickle from the jar and dipped it into the peanut butter. He was more entranced with watching Yuugi eat, he could not put his finger on why but today in particular and the past couple of days he had been particularly horny. Yuugi was not complaining much about this because he seemed to be matching him feeling for feeling.
"Don't know why she would have them. Unless of course she cheated on Anzu which we know would not happen in a million years." Yuugi was currently more interested in licking the peanut butter off the pickle rather than eating it whole. He smirked when he saw what it was doing to Yami.
"Do you know how fuck-able you look right now," Yami said as he leaned over the table, tests forgotten, and oddly enough his own pickle with peanut butter abandoned. He pulled Yuugi the rest of the way to him.
Yuugi laughed as he pulled across the table. "Do pickles with peanut butter turn you on that much?" He teased. He snaked his tongue around the pickle as he licked off some more peanut butter. He sighed contently as his eyes half closed.
"You could make anything a turn on," Yami moaned as he fisted Yuugi's shirt. The second his lover's mouth was not occupied he occupied it with his. He pushed his tongue in and he tasted pickles and peanut butter. It was twice as good with his lover's own flavor added.
Yuugi with use of his tongue fought back playfully. He never intented to be the dominate party in the kiss. He managed to carefully push the peanut butter and pickles out of the way, as he climbed the rest of the way on to the table. Simply put the bedroom was too damn far away!