(A/N: I wrote this last night while thinking about how to do "Thunder Dog". This funny little songfic with Birdbrain (sung to the tune of "My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean") can be pretty enjoyable if you give it a chance! Let's see how it goes, and feel free to sing along!)
Ol' Birdbrain's a blue-bottomed booby.
We all wish his henchmen were dead.
Ol' Birdbrain's a big stupid booby.
I'd like to kick him in the head!
Birdbrain: Help me! Help me!
I can't make my henchmen shut up... (looks to henchmen) SHUT UP!
Help me! Help me!
I CAN'T MAKE MY HENCHMEN SHUT UP!
Was it funny or what? Please review, and flames are NOT accepted!