INSANITY
(Arvis's point of view)
"I can't believe this all happened because I went wandering through the forest" Arvis said
(10 MINUTES EARLIER)
"Oh my god, oh my god" Arvis said, while running from whatever that thing was
Finally, unfortunately it cornered him
"Lucky Cyclopes going to have Demigod pancakes with maple syrup!"
Then an arrow went straight through it's eye, and it exploded into yellow powder, and somebody came up, kicked it around for a bit, and then said: "Sorry, Demigod's aren't on our menu" "Who are you, and what was that?" Arvis said
"In school, have you ever taken Greek mythology classes?"
"No'
"What are they teaching mortals these days?"
"I'm True"
Then a whole bunch of people and a half man-half horse were kneeling. "Hail, Arvis, son of Ares"
"Hail, Raven, daughter of Athena"
"Hail, Blackstar, son of Zeus'
'Hail, Sunny, son of Hades"
"Hail, The daughter of, Chaos"
'WHAT! THERE HASN'T BEEN A CHILD OF CHAOS SINCE THE LAST MILLENIA!" True screamed
"True, let's just show them around camp" a girl said
"OK, June"
"Come on' June said
'Tyler where are you?"
"I'm right here with Percy" Tyler said
"Hi" Percy said
"Come on, we'll take you to camp" True said
"Welcome to camp Half-blood" Tyler said
Meanwhile..
"Who are you?, Demigods? Monsters?" Annabeth asked the mysterious people that had just appeared
"I'm Phil Coulson, agent of S.H.I.E.L.D"
"We've noticed some strange activity around here, so we're just going to scout the area' Coulson said
"Ok" Annabeth said
Back at camp...
"DEMON!" True screamed, holding a sword
"No, not a demon, something worse, HAIL HYDRA!"
"HAIL HYDRA!"
"HYDRA?" True asked
"YES, WE ARE H.Y.D.R.A, Initiating scan, complete, DEATHLOK SUIT NOW ONLINE, ACTIVATING WEAPONS SYSTEM, WEAPONS SYSTEM NOW ONLINE,
PREPARE TO DIE IN THE NAME OF HYDRA" Deathlok said
"JNBASYFDHXJGESFYDJGXYJDWFSFKFGCYJHFS!"
"What the..."
"782HTE87YJDUDSGI7438WSUFDWKSUWDGH4ITJSUHGFJD!"
"How do you even say that?"
"****!"
"WATCH YOUR MOUTH, CUR!"
"**** YOU!"
"UY34TCHRIW3FY4HSIYHFY48783765563964876H274YEUFYTCGHDJCG7I34THRWI734D32JFX8H347YJSIHFR4TYJGUBHFGB%^&TNUT"
"Who's doing that?"
"O HAI!"
"But, I thought we threw you off a building!"
"What did you do, mommy?" Roy said
"Never mind"
"10100010111010101001010101010092183-0924796559843H3J9DW3ERYO784YJ3!" He said
"CHAINSAW CHAINSAW CHAINSAW CHAINSAW CHAINSAW"
"Chain saw what?"
"YOUR FACE, AND IT WAS UGLY!"
"Um"
"MOMMEEEE"
"Hello, haven't seen you in a while"
"Please don't try to kill me like you did last time"
(Raises scythe)
"OH SH-"
"WATCH YOUR MOUTH, CUR!"
"Oh, hi"
"Hi"
"Hello, True, Death, That guy, and The idiot"
"O HAI, MOMMY!"
"Umm"
"Now as i was saying, RAWWWR!"
"MOMMY, GRAB THE SHOTGUN!"
(Meanwhile, in an alternate dimension)
"Commence operation Bloodlust"
"Yes sir"
"RELEASE THE HELLBRINGER!"