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We all know that telemarketers are annoying, but I wonder how Alucard handles them. So I thought I would make this little snippet of his life, where he gets called by one of them.
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Hellsing. If I did, Alucard would have come out of the screen and ripped my face off. Also, I do not own Verizon Wireless, I'm just using them as a reference to the Transformers movie.
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Ring ring. Ring ring "Hello who is this?" Alucard said as he answered his phone. "hello, I'm with Verizon wireless. Would you be interested in buying our premium world package?" Alucard's eyes widened in horror. It had happened. The telemarketers have found him. He then got incredibly angry, but somehow managed to retain his good humor. "No, thank you I'll just hang up now."
Click.
He thought he would be safe for a while, but he was wrong. The phone started ringing again. Hoping it wasn't them, he picked up the phone…again. "hello, I'm with Verizon Wireless, would you be interested in our world premium package?" he hung up again, this time with an annoyed look on his face. After about five more minutes of this, the following voice was heard throughout Hellsing Manor, and by everything else that happened to be within a fifty kilometer radius. "NO I DON'T WANT YOUR FUCKING PREMIUM WORLD PACKAGE! TAKE ME OFF YOUR FUCK-MOTHERING LIST OR I'LL GO THROUGH THIS PHONE AND RIP YOUR FUCKING FACE OFF!"
"I take it you got annoyed by the telemarketers too, Master?" Seras' voice said on the other end. "wait you mean…" "yup everyone in the mansion got the calls as well. Me, Pip, Walter, Sir Integra, the 'Knights of the round table, even the new bookkeeper (1). Then there was an awkward silence, and then they both burst into laughter.
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well there you have it. Alucard's reaction to telemarketers.
This was a reference to my other Hellsing story, which is far from I'll till be working on that, though the idea popped into my head.
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