Shrek was hanging out in hiz swamp when dankey came over too sea how he waz doin "Waz Up Shrok, How are u doing. How much has yor dikk grown from the swamp jeuce"? shrock said, "its grown about 2 inches, so now i can try to mind control and rap-e the prinssess". Then, right after dankey wint into the house, Lord shartfuad came around. He waz very suspiccius of shrock because the gingerbread man said he heard skreams commin from shrocks swamp. Shartquad beleevd the gingerbread man even thouht the gingerbread man was part nigger. Lord shartquad then sant his men and sex people to grow and get shrock out of his swap so he chhold get mor sex people and get his dikk bigger from the swamp juuce .The general then told shrock that there where sum hot girlz outside that wanted to sukk shrocks 10 ench dick, even thouht nobody wanted to do that with shrock bekause shrock iz a nigger. But Shrok wasnt fallin for it even thouht he waz a stupid nigger. He wanted lord shartquad's men and kichin/sex slaves out of his swamp so he could jerk off and fuck his sex slaves, so he got some 2555555 layer onions out of his dump and swalod them down without chewing them lik e a nigger swalowing KFC .