One morning, Tei was shaking her ass down the highway causing multiple innocent fanloids and utauloids to crash into each other. She was in the middle of enjoying herself until the screen on her sleeve started to beep and flash at her. Tei agitatedly glanced at it, her expression changed when she read the words spelled out on the screen. Harass Len Kagamine it read. Tei squealed with excitement and jumped on to the nearest car. The Utau inside it screamed and swerved around to cause Tei to get off but she was already climbing inside of the car. She pushed the poor Utau out of the car and took hold of the wheel herself.
"I'm gonna see Len-kyun~" Tei sang to herself. She drove into the city, ingenuously titled Vocaloid City, up to the Crypton Future Media recording studio. She parked and skipped into the building and receiving many glares from the surrounding group of on-lookers. "Do I need to call the JSDF again?" Neru, the receptionist, called to Tei. Tei smiled a dark smile and said "No, or you know what will happen." and with that everyone in the lobby turned away pretending that they didn't see her.
Tei hopped into the elevator, Mizki and Haku were inside it but seeing Tei caused them to run away screaming. Tei waved good morning to them anyway. She put her hair into a pony tail to resemble Haku at first glance while she was in the elevator so she wouldn't be pestered by the employees. When she reached her designated floor she turned the sensitivity of her headphones all the way up so she could listen for Lens beautiful voice. She walked past several recording rooms, listening into each one. When she finally found Len she pressed her ears against the glass to listen.
He was singing a new song…about love…Tei sighed, he was the most romantic Vocaloid. Tei opened the door and walked in. The producer at the desk glanced at Tei for a second than turned back to his work. "Oh, Hi Haku." Tei lowered her voice too sound like Haku. "Hello…" Tei stood still for a second to listen to Len some more but she couldn't stand it. Her eyes flashed and suddenly had the sharingan surrounding her pupils. She broke through the glass(ignoring the door leading into the isolation booth) and glomp-tackled Len. "LEN-KYUUUUUUN!" Tei screamed and rolled around with him and groped his banana.
The producer widened his eyes and quickly exited the control room. Len gasped and flashed his moe-desu eyes at her(desu desu). "Oh…Tei…not today…" his breathes came quickly which made Tei even more horny. Tei gazed down at the little Shota underneath her. Tei slowly pulled down his pants, Len let out a little moan and whispered for her too stop. At that moment the JSDF burst in and ruined the moment. "YOU ALWAYS FUCKING DO THIS TO ME, DAMNIT!" Tei screamed while they handcuffed her and dragged her away.
The End.