/I'm a crazy fucking person and you can't stop be from writing this bullshit/
Aang woke up with a boner that wouldn't go away, so he thought that he might as well use this as an excuse to 'analyze' Katara and Toph.
It was still early morning, so the others were still asleep in their tents, or whatever the fuck they were sleeping in, I don't fucking know, I didn't watch this fucking show.
He jumped into the girls' tent and destroyed it with his nine tails chakra jutsu.
"BITCHES GET UP, I'VE GOT A PRESENT FOR YOU!111" he screamed.
"Aang?! What the FUCK are you doing?!" Katara shouted.
"Yeah, like, what the fuck is like going on, like can't you calm the fuck down? Like, I don't know, like, who the fuck do you think you are? Like, are you like kidding me right now with this bullshit?" Toph added.
Aang was shaking in amok, making the girls scared.
"Aang, please put some pants on and hide your dick." Katara turned away, "It's 2spooky4me."
"Yeah, like, can you like cover yourself like a normal person? Like, didn't your parents like teach you, like, how to behave in front of people of like the opposite sex, like?" said Toph.
"No bitch." Aang replied, "My parents died when I was a child, they saved our village by sealing the Nine Tails demon inside me."
"Are you retarded?"
"No Katara, I'm not." Aang calmed down, "And I won't be having you talking shit about my family like that."
"But like, your parents didn't seal any fucking demon, like, I think you're thinking about Narutoe or some shit like that." said Toph.
"My parents were the greatest Shinobi in the entire world, I'm not going to take lightly your disgusting insinuations." Aang replied angrily.
He attacked the girls with his shadow clones, something that Katara and Toph weren't expecting to see. Actually, Toph didn't see SHIT, she's blind after all, so all she could do in that situation was throwing rocks in every direction.
By doing that, she managed to destroy the clones, but she also knocked down Katara by accident. Aang kept his distance, so he was fine. While Toph was trying to understand what the fuck was going on, Aang was already jumping on Katara. She woke up, but immediately Aang smacked her down and penetrated her anus with his monstrous Asian DICK.
After that, he threw Katara away. She hit a tree, fell down on the ground and the tree smashed her.
Aang attacked Toph, but her spider-sense warned her about it. She summoned a giant snake from the depths of hell, but Aang simply put it in his ass.
"Like dafuq just happened?" Toph asked.
"This is the end for you, Toph." Aang said, "My power is too strong. I have the high ground."
"Like, no? I still have like one last trick up my sleeve."
And then Toph covered herself in rock armor. That way Aang could not penetrate her. But, much to her dismay, Aang destroyed the armor with a single swing of his massive, jumbo dick. Toph had no more means of defense, so Aang destroyed her ass through painal.
THE END
Think it was bad? Think you'd write it better? Think the art of shitposting is nothing more than being a retard and writing whatever bullshit comes to your mind? Well that's all true. Someone end me pls.
