Vector looked deep into the mirror, you see Vector loved the image of himself, he was in love with himself, he loved the image in the mirror, god he was sexy, he licked the mirror and got glass in his tongue but didn't care and kept licking the mirror, he loved his sexy image, he licked the mirror again and it blistered up his tongue but he didn't care, he licked the mirror again and he kissed it, he loved his image so much, he pulled down his pants and stuck his carrotenis in the mirror, he shoved his carrotenis into the mirror again.
Vector loved his image he yelled "Uhhnn… yeah.. yeah…" he said as he pushed it in and out, in and out, as glorious amounts of slopping white stuff poured into the mirror, he screamed as it cut into his carrotenis, he screamed and screamed but he didn't care because he wanted to keep on giving love to his mirror self, god why couldn't his mirror self be real? God did Vector love himself, why doesn't anyone look as good as Vector?
Vector just want to be loved, Vector only love himself, Vector love his mirror self, he get so excited that he screams "Oh god… oh god, it's happening again.." and slams his head into the mirror, blood his pouring down, he screams as he does it again, he bashes his head open but he doesn't care, he licks the mirror as he tastes himself and he wants to become one so he shoves his body into the mirror with great force, it shatters his body but he doesn't care because he's Vector and it hurts a lot but Vector don't care because he just want to make love to himself why can't he do? Why won't people let him do that?
Vector don't care he will finally be with his lover, himself, he shoves himself into the mirror again and his whole body is bleeding but he slams hard again and he disappears into the mirror, he becomes one with the mirror, he slammed so hard that his body just became a pile of blood, Vector is one with mirror, he can finally be with Vector.
Vector loved himself, so much that he just had to be with himself.