Note: Based on the song "I am NOT a WHORE" by LMFAO
Disclaimer: I do not own Psych or anything produced by LMFAO
Gus sat at a small table at Tom Blair's pub, enjoying the company and conversation of Juliet O'Hara when his best friend and occasional wingman Shawn slammed his half empty beer bottle rudely on the table.
"I am NOT a WHORE," Shawn stated firmly.
"What the hell are you talking about Shawn?"
"Dude. Can't a guy want to have a nice conversation with someone without jumping into bed with them?"
"Uh, you can't."
"See! That right there! That's hurtful and messed up."
"Shawn," Juliet interjected, placing a claming hand on Shawn's arm. "We know you're not a whore. Its just… you're a little bit of a flirt… with everyone… all the time."
"Well, I like to do it… Its just, I feel like some girls just want me for my body!"
Gus couldn't help himself but snort into the hand that was attempting to stifle his giggles.
"Shut up!" Shawn exclaimed defensively. "I mean, I'm a human not a freakin' sandwich!"
Now it was Juliet who lost control of herself, bursting into her own fit of giggles.
"Not you too, Jules! Gah, fine!" Shawn shot them both a dirty look before turning to stomp away, but paused a little ways away and spun back to look at his friends.
"But I am NOT a WHORE!"
Gus and Juliet's giggles were joined by those of the people at the several tables around them. Shawn huffed and continued his dramatic retreat.