"Right this way Mister Macken." Alois followed a Hellsing worker down the halls to an infirmary put off to the side, one very few visited.
"Why isn't he in the normal infirmary?" Alois questioned when they stopped in front of a closed door.
"Well, I oughta warn you. He's a complete mess. The new rosemary bomb had a few potions in it and the mixture messed him up. He will he fine when it wears off." Alois nodded at the new information and opened the door.
"Why helllooo~" Ciel lay on a table on his side with one leg raised as he posed like a French model, In his one hand a skull, decorated with ribbon. Ciel slowly and sexily sat up "Oh baby, you're here! I missed you!" Alois watched in shock. Thinking to himself the quickest way to get Ciel home before he made a fool of himself. Quickly closing the door Alois grabbed Ciel by the arm and dragged him off the table.
"What the bloody hell do you think you're doing?!" Alois hissed quietly so no one would investigate. Not many people knew where Ciel was and Alois planned on keeping it that way.
"I'm making love! Beautiful love! To my love!" Ciel sang and gestured to the table. Alois started wondering if there was some kind of demon alcohol in the bomb. Lifting him onto his shoulders Alois held Ciel and started towards the door before he realised Ciel wasn't on his shoulders anymore. Turning around Alois saw Ciel climbing back onto the table and grabbing the skull, kissing it deeply.
"Ew." Alois shuddered "Where did he even get the skull?" he muttered to himself before slapping Ciel upside the head "Stop it you idiot! I'm right here!" Ciel, letting go of the skull winced when the skull dropped and broke. Both demons stared at the shattered skull that had caused a loud sound.
"What the blazes is going on in here! This area is-" Integra had burst through the door but cut off mid-sentence when she saw Alois on the ground and Ciel lying back on the table.
"Pleasure for you to join us~" Ciel cooed softly.
"Nope." Integra slammed the door.
A/N: what do you guys think of my crack fic? Psst CIEL IS A TABLE SLUT PASS IT ON
Ciel and Alois belong to Yana Toboso and Kuroshitsuji. Integra belongs to Hellsing. This is a fanficception of Hateweasel's Devil's like to Dance. I hope you enjoyed!