A Flowerbud Kidnapping
By: Shane
Life was good on my farm, I was filthy rich, had a cute baby named Kyle and a beautiful wife named Karen. I woke up one day and remembered that today was Kyle's first birthday! Karen baked a chocolate cake and we had a wonderful party, when Karen suggested, "Hey Jack, why don't you show off Kyle around town, I'm sure people would love to know about his birthday."
I took Kyle into town and showed all my friends. I was walking to the Green Ranch to show Ann and Cliff, when this familiar stranger came by and swiped him! I shouted as loud as I could, "come back with my baby you ::bleep::".
I went down to the police station to report the kidnapping.
"Describe the kidnapper," said the detective.
"Well, he had a black suit, a black top hat and he carried around a suitcase, he reminded me of that salesman that used to visit this town,'' I said.
"The guy you described has been charged of robbery, kidnapping, rape, and ten murders, he is wanted dead or alive and there is a huge reward for capturing him," said the detective, "we'll help you get him in any way we can".
The next day I went to the salesman's hideout in the mountains. (I had seen it there before.) The police were there already. "He has two other baby's in there, they belong to Maria and Ann". He said I took my ax and busted down the door. Hand over the baby's you ::bleep::". "Not until you pay the ransom". "Never!" i said as I pointed my rifle at him. "Shoot me and i'll shoot the baby!" he responded.
I realized that I needed to meet to his demand's now. I couldn't lose my son! I was about to drop my rifle when my dog James came in and bit his hand, causing him to drop his gun. My dog then took away his gun with his mouth. I pointed my rifle at the salesman and signaled the police. They came in with Ann, Maria, and Karen. I heard the moms saying things like "Shh Shhh its okay, don't worry," to their babies.
The next day I collected the reward money. Turns out that salesman guy had a reward of 500000 gold! I decided to celebrate by going to the bar. There we finished Kyle's party and invited the whole town. We even let Kyle have some wine! After that life was good and we never saw another salesman in Flowerbud Village ever again.
By: Shane
Life was good on my farm, I was filthy rich, had a cute baby named Kyle and a beautiful wife named Karen. I woke up one day and remembered that today was Kyle's first birthday! Karen baked a chocolate cake and we had a wonderful party, when Karen suggested, "Hey Jack, why don't you show off Kyle around town, I'm sure people would love to know about his birthday."
I took Kyle into town and showed all my friends. I was walking to the Green Ranch to show Ann and Cliff, when this familiar stranger came by and swiped him! I shouted as loud as I could, "come back with my baby you ::bleep::".
I went down to the police station to report the kidnapping.
"Describe the kidnapper," said the detective.
"Well, he had a black suit, a black top hat and he carried around a suitcase, he reminded me of that salesman that used to visit this town,'' I said.
"The guy you described has been charged of robbery, kidnapping, rape, and ten murders, he is wanted dead or alive and there is a huge reward for capturing him," said the detective, "we'll help you get him in any way we can".
The next day I went to the salesman's hideout in the mountains. (I had seen it there before.) The police were there already. "He has two other baby's in there, they belong to Maria and Ann". He said I took my ax and busted down the door. Hand over the baby's you ::bleep::". "Not until you pay the ransom". "Never!" i said as I pointed my rifle at him. "Shoot me and i'll shoot the baby!" he responded.
I realized that I needed to meet to his demand's now. I couldn't lose my son! I was about to drop my rifle when my dog James came in and bit his hand, causing him to drop his gun. My dog then took away his gun with his mouth. I pointed my rifle at the salesman and signaled the police. They came in with Ann, Maria, and Karen. I heard the moms saying things like "Shh Shhh its okay, don't worry," to their babies.
The next day I collected the reward money. Turns out that salesman guy had a reward of 500000 gold! I decided to celebrate by going to the bar. There we finished Kyle's party and invited the whole town. We even let Kyle have some wine! After that life was good and we never saw another salesman in Flowerbud Village ever again.