Free! Iwatobi Fanfiction

This is it. Today is the day of the national tournament, however there is a huge problem. Nagisa pulled his rectum! It happened the night before while he was having 'good luck in the tournament tomorrow' sex with his boyfriend, Rei. He can't even move without being carried by his boyfriend, Rei. His boyfriend, Rei, felt so guilty. How were they going to swim?! Not to mention how embarrassed his boyfriend, Rei, was to have to tell all of his friends that he sprained Nagisa's butthole with his peener.

"Nani the heck? Wouldn't his boyfriend, Rei, save it for after the tournament so something like this wouldnt happen?!" Makoto says, disappointed in his boyfriend, Rei.

"Kawaii..." Haru looks at Nagisa's burning booty.

They were hopeless. Who was going to swim breaststroke for them in the tournament? Nagisa starts to cry. His butthole hurts so much because of his boyfriend, Rei. Makoto cries because they finally made it to nationals but they can't compete. Haru cries because his butthole also hurts because of his boyfriends, Mako and Rin. Rin cries, because his butthole hurts because of his boyfriend, Sosuke. Sosuke cries because he's an asshole. Nitori cries because of his boyfriend, Rin, perfect body. Momo cries because his brother cries because he cries because Gou doesn't like them. Gou cries because Nagisa hurt his muscles. They feel lost and hopeless when suddenly...

"Do you guys need a breaststroke swimmer?"

"wh- w - hh- hoo are you?" Nagisa asks.

"Me? I'm David Hasselhoff."