Ruby: "Jaune, not that we don't believe you, but-"

Nora: "We don't"

Ren: "Nora…"

Jaune: "Look, guys, I'm not joking, I can hear Pyrrha in my head, our souls are connected and I think after she died she drifted to me."

Ruby: "Look, Jaune, we've been walking for hours, maybe we should-"

Jaune: "Alright, fine, if you don't believe me, ask me something only Pyrrha would know"

Ruby: "Jaune…"

Ren: "Ruby, perhaps we should at least hear him out?"

Ruby: "Hmmph, fine, alright, what would we know that Pyrrha knows but Jaune doesn't…"

RNR: "..."

Nora: "What was Pyrrha's first tournament victory?"

Jaune: "Mistral, about 3 years before entering Beacon"

Ruby: "No, Nora, anyone could've found that on the CCT..."

Jaune: "Wait, what? Are you implying-"

Ren: "Jaune, we're just trying to think of harder questions that only Pyrrha would be able to answer…"

Nora: "OH, I got it! Jaune, when did you first meet Pyrrha?"

Jaune: "What are you talking about, it was when she saved me in the Emerald For-wait, what, Pyrrha's saying at the lockers right before that. Why would you ask me that, we were both-"

Ren: "Good thinking Nora, Jaune, how many times has Pyrrha pinned you to a wall with her spear?"

Jaune: "5, again, I was there, why would I not-wait, that number sounds a little high-"

Ren: "What's Jaune's recurring nightmare?"

Jaune: "Falling while being chased by Professor Goodwitch? What, I don't have nightmares about that-"

Ruby: "Pyrrha, what's Jaune's underwear size?"

Jaune: "Underwear size, why are you...Pyrrha says 'Large, 36-38 with a nylon straps' wait-"

Ruby: "Pyrrha!? What-how-"

Jaune: "I told you all, wait, why-"

Nora: "PYRRHA YOU'RE ALIVE!"

Jaune: "Nora NO! OWW, crushing me-Nora!"

Ruby: "Oh Oum, Pyrrha I'm so sorry, I didn't get there fast enough I should've-"

Jaune: "Gahh, Ruby, Pyrrha doesn't blame you, and says something about how she approves of you taking her place and she wishes you luck, something about the 'best hearts lie behind dense heads' is that a code or some-Nora! Diaphragm caving in-"

Ren: "It is good to hear that you are alive Pyrrha, though it is unfortunate that you are stuck in Jaune's head"

Jaune: "Ren, she says thanks, and that my head isn't the worst place to be-AH, Nora!"

Nora: "I'm just so happy you're alive Pyrrha!"

Jaune: "Not for long if you keep squeezing"

Nora: "Sorry"

Jaune: *cough**cough* "Trust me Nora, she's happy to be alive too…Now, going back to the more important point, Ruby, why on Remnant do you and Pyrrha know my underwear size…"

A.N.: Supposed to be happy, short, and funny, may add more if I get more funny thoughts or ideas. Feel free to add more ideas in reviews or PMs. Might be posted on tumblr under the same username, but be warned, my Tumblr is a sinkhole of politics and multiple fandoms...I don't own RWBY or this would probably be canon.

Edit: redid the first chapter, added names since it was a bit unclear last time. Hopefully none of the charm is lost.