Okay people I am going to make this quick and painless. First off I did not steal this fic I asked permission..from Grand Master Shoma so it is not stealing okay? Anyways here it goes oh yah. This is a parody to the original song a hole in my bucket but then the brilliant Grand Master Shoma decided to make fun of it but with Sonic characters I found it hilarious and asked to do it with Wakka and Tidus instead. So sit back and behold!
Wakka: There's a hole in my bucket, dear Tidus, dear Tidus, dear Tidus.
There's a hole in my bucket, dear Tidus a hole!
Tidus: Then fix it, dear jackass, dear jackass, dear jackass.
Then fix it, dear jackass, dear jackass, fix it!
Wakka: With what shall I fix it, dear moron, dear moron, dear moron.
With what shall I fix it, dear moron, with what?
Tidus: With some straw, dear butt munch, dear butt munch, dear butt munch.
With some straw, dear butt munch, dear butt munch, some straw!
Wakka: The straw is too long, dear dumbshit, dear dumbshit, dear dumbshit.
The straw is too long, dear dumbshit too long.
Tidus: Then cut it, you dip wad, you dip wad, you dip wad.
Then cut it, you dip wad, you dip wad, cut it!
Wakka: With what shall I cut it, dear Neanderthal, dear Neanderthal, dear Neanderthal.
With what shall I cut it, dear Neanderthal, with what?
Tidus: With a saber, you dimwit, you dimwit, you dimwit.
With a saber, you dimwit, dear dimwit, saber!
Wakka: This saber's too dull, you ninny, you ninny, you ninny.
This saber's too dull, you ninny, too dull!
Tidus: Then sharpen it, you geek, you geek, you geek.
Then sharpen it, you geek, you geek, sharpen it!
Wakka: With what shall I sharpen it, you hardass, you hardass, you hardass.
With what shall I sharpen it, you hardass, with what?
Tidus: With a blade sharpener, you dolt, you dolt, you dolt.
With a blade sharpener, you dolt, you dolt, sharpener!
Wakka: It's too dry, you rapscallion, you rapscallion, you rapscallion.
It's too dry, you rapscallion, too dry!
Tidus: Then wet it, you ruffian, you ruffian, you ruffian.
Then wet it, you ruffian, you ruffian, wet it!
Wakka: With what shall I wet it, dear faggot, dear faggot, dear faggot.
With what shall I wet it, dear faggot, with what?
Tidus: Oh, I don't know, dear fruitcake, dear fruitcake , dear fruitcake.
Let me think, dear fruitcake, dear fruitcake, how about H20!
Wakka: It's inside the well, dear Tidus, dear Tidus, dear Tidus.
It's inside the well, dear Tidus, inside!
Tidus: Use your bucket, dear Wakka, dear Wakka, dear Wakka.
Use your bucket, dear Wakka, dear Wakka, bucket!
Wakka: THERE'S A HOLE IN MY BUCKET! YOU JACKASS! YOU TYRANT! YOU NINNY!
THERE'S A HOLE IN MY BUCKET! YOU MANWHORE A HOLE!
Tidus: Wow. That didn't fit at all!
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Wakka: There's a hole in my bucket, dear Tidus, dear Tidus, dear Tidus.
There's a hole in my bucket, dear Tidus a hole!
Tidus: Then fix it, dear jackass, dear jackass, dear jackass.
Then fix it, dear jackass, dear jackass, fix it!
Wakka: With what shall I fix it, dear moron, dear moron, dear moron.
With what shall I fix it, dear moron, with what?
Tidus: With some straw, dear butt munch, dear butt munch, dear butt munch.
With some straw, dear butt munch, dear butt munch, some straw!
Wakka: The straw is too long, dear dumbshit, dear dumbshit, dear dumbshit.
The straw is too long, dear dumbshit too long.
Tidus: Then cut it, you dip wad, you dip wad, you dip wad.
Then cut it, you dip wad, you dip wad, cut it!
Wakka: With what shall I cut it, dear Neanderthal, dear Neanderthal, dear Neanderthal.
With what shall I cut it, dear Neanderthal, with what?
Tidus: With a saber, you dimwit, you dimwit, you dimwit.
With a saber, you dimwit, dear dimwit, saber!
Wakka: This saber's too dull, you ninny, you ninny, you ninny.
This saber's too dull, you ninny, too dull!
Tidus: Then sharpen it, you geek, you geek, you geek.
Then sharpen it, you geek, you geek, sharpen it!
Wakka: With what shall I sharpen it, you hardass, you hardass, you hardass.
With what shall I sharpen it, you hardass, with what?
Tidus: With a blade sharpener, you dolt, you dolt, you dolt.
With a blade sharpener, you dolt, you dolt, sharpener!
Wakka: It's too dry, you rapscallion, you rapscallion, you rapscallion.
It's too dry, you rapscallion, too dry!
Tidus: Then wet it, you ruffian, you ruffian, you ruffian.
Then wet it, you ruffian, you ruffian, wet it!
Wakka: With what shall I wet it, dear faggot, dear faggot, dear faggot.
With what shall I wet it, dear faggot, with what?
Tidus: Oh, I don't know, dear fruitcake, dear fruitcake , dear fruitcake.
Let me think, dear fruitcake, dear fruitcake, how about H20!
Wakka: It's inside the well, dear Tidus, dear Tidus, dear Tidus.
It's inside the well, dear Tidus, inside!
Tidus: Use your bucket, dear Wakka, dear Wakka, dear Wakka.
Use your bucket, dear Wakka, dear Wakka, bucket!
Wakka: THERE'S A HOLE IN MY BUCKET! YOU JACKASS! YOU TYRANT! YOU NINNY!
THERE'S A HOLE IN MY BUCKET! YOU MANWHORE A HOLE!
Tidus: Wow. That didn't fit at all!
The end!!
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